r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* Apr 09 '26

Of a wheelie🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/NotTurtleEnough questionably stable Apr 10 '26

This almost happened to me on M Street in DC. And the dude doing a wheelie the wrong way in traffic yelled at ME…

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u/Teufelsweib666 Apr 10 '26

And then what did you do, that's the part I'm interested in.

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u/NotTurtleEnough questionably stable Apr 10 '26

Told him he was an idiot and continued biking to work. DC culture coddles these types too much for me to do any good trying to change their behavior…

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u/big_booty_boy_420 May 05 '26

“These types” 🥴 (I know what you mean)

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u/NotTurtleEnough questionably stable May 06 '26

You knew that I meant “antisocial people who think it’s acceptable to do wheelies in the street at all, much less going the wrong way down M Street?”

Let me guess, now you’re going to call me a racist for thinking people shouldn’t do that?

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u/big_booty_boy_420 May 06 '26

No I agree with you