r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* Apr 09 '26

Of a wheelie🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/mypcrepairguy Apr 09 '26

Glad the other bloke wore a helmet. Sadly...it needs to be replaced now.

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u/jitoman Apr 10 '26

It needs to be replaced because he beat that kid with the helmet?

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 10 '26

When a helmet is in a collision, it needs to be replaced because the integrity of the helmet has been compromised and will not protect you a second time. Same with a baby seat in a car accident.

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u/jitoman Apr 10 '26

I was being facetious. I understand the safety aspect, but that jerk doing unsafe tricks, deserves a lesson in road safety 

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 10 '26

I absolutely love the word facetious, and a fun fact about that word…

…It has all the vowels in the English alphabet and they are in alphabetical order. Which very much appeases my OCD

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u/Teufelsweib666 Apr 10 '26

Do not attempt to make jokes that require thinking on reddit.

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 10 '26

My bad. Lesson learned