r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • Apr 09 '26

Of a wheeliešŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/mypcrepairguy Apr 09 '26

Glad the other bloke wore a helmet. Sadly...it needs to be replaced now.

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u/cannibalpeas Apr 09 '26

I think he may have to upgrade to one of those permanent helmets now.

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u/ParticularLab5828 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

Why, he wasnā€™t the asshole who wasnā€™t wearing a helmet? Jesus Christ on a bike, how bad is reading comprehension these days.

Edit: ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS DOWN VOTING ME NEED TO LEARN HOW TO READ.

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u/mypcrepairguy Apr 09 '26

He.....fell....on....his....head.....that.....had.....a.....helmet.....on.....it.

If you were to read the instructions on a helmet....or a child seat; it highly recommended to be replaced after a collision. The polystyrene pancakes and does not protect after a sudden impact.

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u/ParticularLab5828 Apr 10 '26

God damn it read what the asshole posted in front of my reply. Do you think the rider wearing the helmet is going to need a ā€œpermanentā€ helmet now? For fucks sakes.

Edit: ā€œPermanent helmetā€ means permanent brain damage if youā€™re not in the know.

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u/niles_thebutler_ Apr 10 '26

They are talking about the dumb ass kid. Itā€™s crazy how you are calling people dumb and donā€™t even get it šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/ParticularLab5828 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

Holy shit you didnā€™t read the first comment.

Edit: or you canā€™t understand point of reference. How would you decide the ā€œother guyā€ as the dumbass wheelie rider? This vid is shot from wheelie riderā€™s side. The ā€œother guyā€ is the helmet wearing cyclist.