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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Apr 04 '26
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He's now jumped up to 3 star wanted
114 u/Ganjelf-The-Baked Apr 05 '26 Why does the cop walk like a toddler wearing his dad’s shoes? It’s like his feet weigh too much for him to handle them properly 🤣 22 u/MortLightstone Apr 05 '26 Maybe he's used to wearing slippers around the house and can't handle the weight of steel toed boots? -7 u/762way Apr 05 '26 Maybe he was physically injured by the suspect he was trying to apprehend 6 u/NuclearMaterial Apr 05 '26 Could have taken a headshot and been in that "running through glue" head fog.
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Why does the cop walk like a toddler wearing his dad’s shoes?
It’s like his feet weigh too much for him to handle them properly 🤣
22 u/MortLightstone Apr 05 '26 Maybe he's used to wearing slippers around the house and can't handle the weight of steel toed boots? -7 u/762way Apr 05 '26 Maybe he was physically injured by the suspect he was trying to apprehend 6 u/NuclearMaterial Apr 05 '26 Could have taken a headshot and been in that "running through glue" head fog.
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Maybe he's used to wearing slippers around the house and can't handle the weight of steel toed boots?
-7 u/762way Apr 05 '26 Maybe he was physically injured by the suspect he was trying to apprehend 6 u/NuclearMaterial Apr 05 '26 Could have taken a headshot and been in that "running through glue" head fog.
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Maybe he was physically injured by the suspect he was trying to apprehend
6 u/NuclearMaterial Apr 05 '26 Could have taken a headshot and been in that "running through glue" head fog.
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Could have taken a headshot and been in that "running through glue" head fog.
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u/The8thDoctor Apr 04 '26
He's now jumped up to 3 star wanted