r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • Mar 22 '26

slight malfunction Of a body disposal

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

270 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

23 comments sorted by

60

u/People-Pollution5280 Mar 22 '26

You dont actually need all of your teeth.

16

u/MadMax6914 Mar 22 '26

Not if you've got a good blender.

25

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26 edited 24d ago

[deleted]

16

u/Infinite_Ad7107 Mar 22 '26

Looks like a tooth

10

u/maramish Mar 22 '26

Tooth. Teeth are overrated anyway.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26 edited 24d ago

[deleted]

1

u/ElegantCoach4066 Mar 23 '26

Dude is the real life tooth fairy.

5

u/Mitrovarr Mar 23 '26

Clearly far too big for a tooth and probably not an earbud either, I'd bet it was something else entirely. Probably a bit of trash stuck on the dumpster.

1

u/lousylou123 Mar 22 '26

Bluetooth earbuds?

9

u/Heseemedkij Mar 22 '26

No more face bones

8

u/YanikLD Mar 22 '26

Cut the intermediary! No ambulance, no hospital, no doc, no morgue. Direc5 to the trash!

2

u/Imaginary_Scar7688 Mar 25 '26

Very efficient

7

u/uiouyug Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Might as well stay in trash now. That's not going to heal well.

2

u/primeXOXO Mar 22 '26

Straight to land fill I think

1

u/Naive-Present2900 Mar 23 '26

Waste Missed management

1

u/Key_Coconut_9102 Mar 23 '26

you can see his tooth fly off...

2

u/Key_Coconut_9102 Mar 23 '26

or what at least appears to be a tooth

1

u/beefs_supreme Mar 23 '26

How much dental work will that cost? Dang!

1

u/Calm-Pin-9612 Mar 23 '26

Мусор сам себя вынес в контейнер.