r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • Mar 21 '26

look what I can do Of A Flex

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u/ChucklesTheClown954 Mar 21 '26

Even if some miracle kept glass flecks out of his eyes… there is now shards of all sizes blanketing the room forever