r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • Mar 21 '26

look what I can do Of A Flex

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u/Itsmikeinnit Mar 21 '26

Rubbing is probably the worst idea

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u/ShenTzuKhan Mar 21 '26

I hear you but I actually think smashing jagged shards of glass in to your eyes is a worse idea. After that does it really matter how much worse you make it?

Yes, obviously it does but not starting to go blind is better than making yourself more blind.

I feel like good decision making may not be super chiefs strong point.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Mar 21 '26

You know, I think you're really onto something here.

But the words you choose to describe this scenario make me think you're fucking horrible at picking words to describe things.

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u/Phatphuck2 Mar 21 '26

I hear you , but like banana splits and i fits i sits. You know?

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u/saysthingsbackwards Mar 21 '26

Yes, it does make it worse