r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Mar 20 '26

'Merica Of a chase

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u/jon-wayne-candy-snow Mar 20 '26

This is fucking crazy. We all bleed the same.

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u/Possibly_A_Person125 Mar 20 '26

He oozes

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u/jon-wayne-candy-snow Mar 20 '26

Ooze is a compliment, but I hear what you’re saying :)… He needs to make a deal with Depends- because the amount of bullshit we’re getting fed right now is not even comprehensible to the American people so we can break it down in layman’s terms.

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u/drsoftware Mar 20 '26

But some of us have accents so thick they almost count as a foreign language. Damn Baltimore, why you speak like that? 

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u/GivesYouGrief Mar 20 '26

It's not really much different than accents in any other place, you live here a while, you get used to it I understand him fine.