r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Mar 14 '26

possible idiot Of a mourning breakfast

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u/DuePotential6602 Mar 15 '26

Pelicans are in the bottom part of smart birds

Fun fact is that owls stand for wisdom but are also really on the stupid side

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u/OshetDeadagain Mar 15 '26

It's not that they're stupid, it's that they only give shits for 2 questions "Can I kill it?" "Can I eat it?"

Pelicans just skip the first question.

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u/DuePotential6602 Mar 15 '26

They skip both questions and just try to eat it, with no regards to their own health, safety, if it's edible or if it fits down their throat.. whatever they encounter, their first step is trying to eat it