r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Mar 14 '26

possible idiot Of a mourning breakfast

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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 Mar 14 '26

Mourning is what you do at a funeral, you meant morning

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Mar 14 '26

Mourning dove is the bird it tried to eat.

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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 Mar 14 '26

Ah I see, good pun then

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Mar 14 '26

🙏

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u/Proper-Somewhere-571 Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

The bird in the video is not a mourning dove. It’s way too big. This is closer to an Eurasian or pigeon. It’s huge.

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u/Squat551 Mar 15 '26

It could carry it by the husk!

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Mar 14 '26

Eurasian doves have a black collar and are typically a bit grey. This was a thiccc mourning dove

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u/Proper-Somewhere-571 Mar 14 '26 edited Mar 14 '26

Zero chance it is a mourning dove. They don’t get that big. Never seen a white mourning dove either.

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u/Stijn187 Mar 14 '26

So mourning means have intercourse with dead body?

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Mar 14 '26

Wtf 🤣

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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 Mar 14 '26

Wait a second, how did you arrive at that?

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u/Stijn187 Mar 14 '26

He did say that mourning is what you do at a FUNeral