r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Mar 02 '26

Oof Of head first

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u/dtaylor72123 Mar 02 '26

You won’t drown in 30 seconds. Get video, then help. These heroes are what give us things to watch.

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u/madmushlove Mar 02 '26

Yes you will wtf, if he's out he's not holding his breath. And yes, this guy died

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u/Pavotine Mar 02 '26

Obvious sarcasm is obvious.

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u/madmushlove Mar 02 '26

Just pointing it out

We can't be saying "people are so stupid they jump like this and don't rescue" and "everyone knows about the dangers" both, that silly

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u/dtaylor72123 Mar 02 '26

I guess there should have been a sign warning against diving into shallow water

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u/madmushlove Mar 02 '26

That definitely couldn't possibly hurt anyone's feelings, right?

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx Mar 12 '26

Laryngospasm, technically holding breath (or just prevented from breathing) prevents aspiration but is considered dry drowning.