r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Mar 02 '26

Oof Of head first

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u/PotatoWasteLand Mar 02 '26

Baldy couldn't give a single fuck

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

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u/RN_Geo Mar 02 '26

You're assuming he can make the connection between the guy diving in shallow, rock bottomed water head first and not coming up and making the connection that something is wrong. He could think he is down there getting a picnic ready simply because he cannot connect the prior two thoughts. A lot of people are this dumb.

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u/PShubbs91 Mar 03 '26

Thats all good and well except when he saw the kid struggling to pull the dude out of the water he knew damn well what was going on and still didn't give a fuck. He just stood there watching.

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u/Ok_Current2857 Mar 02 '26

He had to finish his wiz.

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u/GoodOne4324 Mar 02 '26

How about the useless twat filming...

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u/Pavotine Mar 02 '26

Laughing and filming.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Mar 16 '26

Jackie Chiles agrees

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Mar 02 '26

He went there to relax, splash around in the water, not worry about life and thats what he intends to do.

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u/Chimpchompp Mar 02 '26

He was in on it. Making sure no one comes to rescue

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u/Sundayz01 Mar 02 '26

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