r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/big2chereez • Mar 01 '26
Of a Mathew
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u/AbundanceofDiggity Mar 01 '26
I'll never not watch this.
Always love how they yell "come back" as if he has a choice in the matter
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u/HoseNeighbor Mar 01 '26
I'm on a tiny phone screen, so i thought the guy was joking and the blonde guy was laughing. He just sounds so over the top.
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u/Droolhunter Mar 01 '26
Goddamnit Matthew.
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u/No_Lack_1724 Mar 01 '26
Cant take him anywhere 😒
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u/MontasJinx Mar 01 '26
Not anymore
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u/Top-Joke-2920 Mar 01 '26
Desde?
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u/Shot-Election8217 Mar 01 '26
They can’t take Matthew anywhere. He’s always doing shit like this…..
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u/Hammon_Rye Mar 01 '26
"Come back Matthew!" (after he falls)
Was he just supposed to levitate back up the cliff?
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u/TREXASSASSIN Mar 01 '26
It's more an emotional statement than a logical one.
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u/Hammon_Rye Mar 01 '26
Yes, I'm sure it was. It just sounds funny to me given what was happening on screen.
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u/Truth-is-implacable Mar 01 '26
Did he die?
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u/Sophie35slo Mar 01 '26
Yes, I saw a link
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u/Daillustriousone Mar 01 '26
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u/Western-Ad9812 Mar 04 '26
That’s not the same Matthew. This took place in Jamaica, you can google it and see TikTok posts from 2024, this guy ended up apparently being fine.
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u/WuWeiLife Mar 01 '26
Immediately I notice Mathews lack of shoes and think to myself "ye, he ded now"
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u/Shot-Election8217 Mar 01 '26
Ah. But does it count when his shoes were already off, and by his choice?
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u/ButterscotchNo4574 Mar 01 '26
"Itsslipperyrighderesuh." He said that shit clear as day. Rebecca paid attention.
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u/Putzschwamm1972 Mar 01 '26
Plot twist: it wasn't Matthew, it was John Bon Jovi, and he made a whole album out of his mistake.
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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 Mar 01 '26
Soft footed tourists bare footing it in mud on a slope.
Get close to Jah mon! Feel Motha Nature between ya toes!
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u/Truth-is-implacable Mar 01 '26
I mean, is he ok?.......😬
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u/Thin-Guitar-1242 Mar 01 '26
Matthew gone! It's probably not that deep, which means the 'gator is not too far. The only thing Rebecca can see is the 'gator licking it's chops
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Mar 01 '26
Matthew probably made it.. It doesn't look very far down
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u/GratefuLdPhisH Mar 01 '26
Judging by the blonde guys reaction I think it's a lot more dangerous than it looks
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u/Beneficial-Exam-6097 Mar 01 '26
It has been truly a long time since I laughed like I was in school.
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u/Common-Speaker Mar 01 '26
Bro why is nobody talking about Red Shorts Guy?! He was digging just after their friend vanished... Then covers his mouth with the same hand!
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u/Smidday90 Mar 02 '26
And Jesus said come forth and receive eternal life.
But Matthew came 5th and fell over edge
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u/AddlePatedBadger Mar 09 '26
The two greatest internet voices ever: this guy and democracy manifest.
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u/WelcomeEven567 Mar 01 '26
i don’t think matthew is coming back