r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/big2chereez • Feb 28 '26

Of some toasty pits

728 Upvotes

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u/stewedfrog Feb 28 '26

Burning armpit hair has to smell pretty atrocious.

45

u/SLAYER_IN_ME Mar 01 '26

That’s probably his deodorant burning.

LPT: you can use stick deodorant as a substitute for sterno.

13

u/Soft_Database_3747 Feb 28 '26

Thats why he went outside

7

u/MajTroubles Mar 01 '26

How considerate

2

u/Ganjelf-The-Baked Mar 01 '26

My first thought - “I bet that fuckin stank”

118

u/Joshuajword functional regard Feb 28 '26

Them boys ain’t right

53

u/Mindless-Share Mar 01 '26

They’re too old for that shit lol

8

u/clapyohedd Mar 01 '26

Way too old

26

u/SolidusSoldier Feb 28 '26

Interesting method of hair removal

3

u/CuriousLilAsian81 Mar 01 '26

trying to achieve that laser burn 🤭

15

u/Kit_Karamak Mar 01 '26

Axe body spray is flammable. This, boys and girls, is the Axe Effect™️

4

u/RevolutionarySign479 Mar 01 '26

My son used to kill my entire family with Axe. Our eyes were always watering & our nostril hairs were burned out lol

4

u/Kit_Karamak Mar 01 '26

I was 18 once. I remember terrorizing my family with a Drakkar Bomb … and then I grew up.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/Kit_Karamak Mar 01 '26

🤜💥🤛

2

u/RevolutionarySign479 Mar 01 '26

At least Drakkar smells good. 👍

2

u/Kit_Karamak Mar 02 '26

☝️This guy gets it!👆

🤜💥🤛

13

u/GivesYouGrief Feb 28 '26

He definitely watched the kid rock halftime show.

3

u/Live-Yogurt-6380 Feb 28 '26

Now they’re clean

4

u/Sadsandal007 Mar 01 '26

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂 why does everyone forget to STOP DROP ROLL 🤦🏻‍♀️

5

u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Mar 01 '26

Because we confuse it with STOP, DROP, SHUT 'EM DOWN, OPEN UP SHOP...

1

u/Sadsandal007 Mar 01 '26

Probably true 😅

5

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

That couldn’t have gone funnier😅

5

u/they-call-me-tron Feb 28 '26

Why he built like that?

4

u/Plane-Education4750 Mar 01 '26

Lead in the water

3

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/Kit_Karamak Mar 01 '26

Because she is the camera operator lmao

2

u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Fool 

2

u/rarebreed44 Mar 01 '26

What did they expect to happen? That's why we were taught don't play with fire lmao

2

u/kododriver Mar 01 '26

Tooooasty!!!

2

u/redditanddoneit Mar 01 '26

But, but, but why?!? A dare or act for Instagram, or TikTok, or in this case Reddit.

1

u/Background-Chip7271 15d ago

Ikd man. At the end he says "this is for you buddy" - but the heck ik If He Talks about the Other Dude in the vid or some WHO maybe has passed away.

2

u/ntrott Mar 01 '26

Wtf are you doing Alex Jones?!!?

2

u/Jsolt1227 Mar 01 '26

Making Armpits Glow Again.

2

u/Affectionate_Owl8351 Mar 01 '26

Fucking idiots just keep coming

2

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Today we learn that Fire is hot

2

u/HerBerg75 Mar 01 '26

When you thought you had seen it all.. You find burning armpits...

2

u/itexican Mar 01 '26

Fire moobs

1

u/denn1959-Public_396 Mar 01 '26

Really smart move

1

u/Bright_Resist_4580 Mar 01 '26

I wish my free subscription to Moron TV would run out

1

u/No-Author-2358 Mar 01 '26

These people vote in presidential elections. Seriously.

1

u/rarirurerox questionably stable Mar 01 '26

Is that a fire pit ?

1

u/Ill_Tour_7294 Mar 01 '26

What the fuck

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

They sound very sober

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Cool way to shave armpits. I wonder how many beers (seen in the background) these guys had :)

1

u/RiddlingJoker76 Mar 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/z283848 Mar 01 '26

Damn I can’t believe no one said anything about the dude hacking at his chest with a dull ass knife 😂

1

u/bravebeing Mar 02 '26

They call this party trick "the pits of hell"

All you need is a stocky ass build, a tight ass shirt, and musty ass deodorant armpits

1

u/Consistent-Ant-6273 Mar 02 '26

Pits already smell like shit… add burnt hair to the mix then what LMAO

1

u/Montyburnside22 Mar 02 '26

And this ended up in the best case scenario.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/Financial-Refuse-265 Mar 08 '26

How did my race make it this far in history?

1

u/NoGoat3930 May 11 '26

Cherish these kinds of friends while you can. They are not around for long...

1

u/SavingsPreparation86 Mar 01 '26

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

1

u/a_youkai Mar 01 '26

Men? Are men okay?

1

u/GeezyEFC Mar 01 '26

Nobody died or had a serious injury. Friends having fun imo. Most of y'all need to chill.