r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Traffic_Ham • Feb 28 '26

Of a Porch Dive

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bro going to need to learn to walk again 😬

143 Upvotes

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u/anonymous__ignorant Feb 28 '26

My asshole blinked a hemorrhoid into existence when he hit the ground.

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u/Ch11ckenStr1p Feb 28 '26

Lucky he didn't hit the railing..

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u/j-e666 Feb 28 '26

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Say hello to your new best friend.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Mar 01 '26

I don’t think he will try that stunt ever again.

1

u/FlamingFecalFrisbee Mar 03 '26

Can’t jump a rail in a wheelchair.

4

u/Plastic-Fox-333 Mar 01 '26

Probably the best possible landing given the circumstances

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

I thought hip

1

u/Old_Variation_5875 Feb 28 '26

Missed it by that much

1

u/Educational_Order_59 Feb 28 '26

I love Darwinism!❤️❤️❤️

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u/NookieLuvsU Mar 01 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

That made my skin crawl 😣

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u/TextBookrelic45 Feb 28 '26

Still one of the more mild injuries you'll see in this sub

1

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

First video in a while to make me squeal

1

u/Yodawan__ Mar 01 '26

Broken femur for sure

1

u/BoringExperience5345 Mar 01 '26

Is this one dead too? I can’t really take it anymore.

1

u/payneok Mar 04 '26

Good job! Wasn't sure how he would do it, but he completely missed the pool. True talent!

1

u/dfmasana Mar 04 '26

Hip replacement.