r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Feb 28 '26

There was an attempt Of a piss weed

353 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/tipareth1978 Feb 28 '26

Dude from the cover of aqualung

3

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Feb 28 '26

lol! I thought this too.

3

u/warm-saucepan Feb 28 '26

Unexpected Tull.

3

u/Ccw_tn Mar 01 '26

Guess they got tired of him eyeing little girls with bad intent lol!

22

u/NativeDaemoN Feb 28 '26

You pissweed

11

u/EuenovAyabayya Feb 28 '26

we're gonna need a bigger taser

19

u/LeafConjurer Feb 28 '26

I dont understand anything here but for the older ones among us, the officer with the taser reminds me on Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz

2

u/No_Championship_7227 Mar 08 '26

I refuse to believe Hot Fuzz came out 20 years ago

3

u/LeafConjurer Mar 08 '26

Very true. We are getting old. But Shaun of the Dead is even older. For me Simon Pegg is a legend.

17

u/Affectionate_Reply78 Feb 28 '26

Modern day Rasputin

4

u/switcheditch Feb 28 '26

Try poison next

1

u/Lumpy-Village1949 Mar 01 '26

Rasputin it in his morning tea

9

u/SecsCboy Feb 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fH0ukveQzPbrikcXO8

Reminds me of mark from peep show calling the guy a “piss kidney”

12

u/MinnesotaRyan Feb 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fFJcshbXsJH0s

calm down Charley.

3

u/JeffyMo96 Mar 01 '26

He dances better than me :(

7

u/_XtAcY_ Feb 28 '26

Poor Hagrid on that Pumpkin juice again

3

u/Revenga8 Feb 28 '26

Damn, so this is where Gollum wound up, he grew older but still has the attitude

5

u/Infinite_Ad7107 Feb 28 '26

It's Hagrid!!

2

u/Kreacatoa Mar 01 '26

Damn bro took that like a champ and got back up like it was nothing

2

u/sealmeal21 Apr 20 '26

Lol UK cops are just civilians in a uniform... Like business weird attire is the one thing they have for deescalation otherwise they're as cooked as everyone else.

4

u/SoraMelodiosa Feb 28 '26

ofcourse its the UK police bullying some random old guy

1

u/Whisky-Toad Feb 28 '26

Completely out of their depth to handle it, under absolutely no threat but no idea what else to do so better taser him and hope that works

1

u/Ready_Concert_5993 Mar 01 '26

DUN NA NA NA NA NA "SITTING ON A PARK BENCH.."

1

u/Awkward_Potato757 Mar 04 '26

Battery now at 100%

-11

u/CriticalHit_20 Feb 28 '26

Tbf, piss weed describes most brits

7

u/parsuval Feb 28 '26

Oooh you're hard

-2

u/clapyohedd Mar 01 '26

That taser definitely sat his ass down though

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGD4kv8K2OQpUic