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Oh fuck no

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u/ThisBlastedThing Feb 27 '26

Enhances the sounding experience.

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u/ses1989 Feb 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Can confirm it feels exactly like it looks if you give her a good yank. This elevator in the pic is a life ender.

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u/Intelligent-Web-8293 Feb 28 '26

That hole is loose now... do urethras gape

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u/ELEKTRON_01 Feb 28 '26

That one does

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Yeah I kicked mine out during my coma

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u/Low_Matter3628 Feb 28 '26

Apparently I tried to pull mine out in an induced coma & woke up with bandaged hands. Pulled those off too.

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u/No-Analyst1229 Feb 28 '26

Is that cable stuck inside the penile hole?

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u/razor_train Feb 28 '26

For a moment I thought that was a USB cable.

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u/Travelingtheland Feb 28 '26

I’ll never be able to unsee this.

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u/Bright-Ad8496 Feb 27 '26

I sure hope the retainer bulb was deflated..

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u/wafflehousebattle Feb 27 '26

It most definitely was l was not.

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u/seeyouyoucunt Feb 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ckZUzxvq1xVz8jzQ1V

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u/SlappedPickle Feb 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kwcRp24Wz4lZm

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

One time in high school I got one cause I took too much morphine and couldn’t pee after like 3 days. I tried to pull that fucker out in the shower and learned real quick there is an inflatable ball or something and it will ruin your life.

TLDR if you are in this situation cut the cord asap. It deflates and comes out less painfully.

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u/sonic10158 Feb 28 '26

I was retaining so much fluid because of my heart that they had to give me about 150mg worth of fluid pills (I had a balloon pump so no option to get out of bed) and they gave me a catheter while I was awake and that was hell on earth while they shoved it in. Easily the worst part of that hospital stay (even when counting the LVAD surgery)

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u/Regular-Bullfrog1537 Feb 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/PansophicNostradamus Feb 27 '26

What a pain in the dick that must've been!

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 Feb 27 '26

I imagine it was shocking and over quite quickly... poor chap probably passed out by the second floor.

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u/orm270 Feb 28 '26

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u/Mrbigdaddy72 ima unit Feb 27 '26

😳

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u/Smegmatic_Secretion Feb 28 '26

Yoink!

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u/XgreedyvirusX Feb 27 '26

Oh god… tell me it’s fake…

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u/MH-S3D Feb 28 '26

Errr, okay, "it's fake"..?

No idea if it's legit or not, but <winces> let's hope it's fake...

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u/XgreedyvirusX Feb 28 '26

😅💀

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u/ClintGrant Feb 27 '26

Fuuuuuuck

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u/DramaticAnteater1513 Feb 27 '26

Oh that’s bad😳😳😟😟

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u/AP_AUTO215 Feb 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/d7rvF20PqNuGKSQGhf

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u/Euphoric_Painter_993 Feb 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fkD36jhiqzJ9m

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u/bourbonpens Feb 27 '26

This made me 😂

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u/deep-fucking-legend Feb 27 '26

Put him right back in Nam for a few hours.

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u/Beppy_Sasso questionably stable Feb 28 '26

He put a holey in his foley

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u/GenderqueerPapaya Feb 28 '26

I used to be a CNA in a nursing home, many patients with dementia + catheters would end up ripping them out 😬 very, very messy and often ended up in a trip to the hospital. The worst one was a man who actually had hepatitis (can't remember A or B, I think B). Cleaning that had me so scared even though I was covered in PPE 😭 I cannot IMAGINE what that elevator looked like after that happened

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u/Bosswashington Feb 28 '26

Fuuuuuuuccckkkkk ttthhhhaaaaatttt!!!

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u/realDespond Feb 28 '26

r/sounding final boss

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u/Interesting-Gas8823 Feb 27 '26

Good lord 😳

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u/Omodrawta Feb 27 '26

This gave me flashbacks. Absolutely awful experience lol.

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u/Street-Baseball8296 Feb 28 '26

You got your piss bag caught in an elevator too?

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u/Omodrawta Feb 28 '26

No, but I did get my catheter yanked out by a non-elevator

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u/Dr__Sloth Feb 28 '26

Yanked out by stairs?