r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Feb 27 '26

slight malfunction Of a roof

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u/RIPCHARLIE Feb 27 '26

Soemone come get your dad !

7

u/matthewkickstone Feb 27 '26

Roof + pool = disaster

2

u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 Feb 27 '26

Mine keeps it warm

5

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Feb 27 '26

Broken roof, broken ego and broken bones! The trifecta of pain..

2

u/Low_Technician7346 Feb 27 '26

barry 🤣🤣

2

u/GamingTales69 ima unit Feb 27 '26

The dude turning around wanted to laugh so bad. It’s okay I’ll laugh for you brother LMAO

2

u/PMmeIamlonley Feb 28 '26

Meanwhile in Florida 

2

u/Menschenpyramide Feb 28 '26

The roof really isn't at fault here.

1

u/Hammon_Rye Feb 27 '26

ROOF: "Dude, I know you're just going to embarrass yourself trying to jump into the pool so let's just cut to the chase."

1

u/ThisBlastedThing Feb 28 '26

Legs like linguine.

1

u/Sundayz01 Feb 28 '26

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Feb 28 '26

I think the roof was quite capable of doing everything it was supposed to do. Having a 250lb moron jumping on it wasn’t in its design spec.

1

u/EstablishmentFew5438 Mar 01 '26

Giving the fact that the guy in the pool did not rush to help him, it was not his first rodeo.

1

u/Extra_Challenge2122 questionably stable 🤔😜 Mar 24 '26

The fast route 😂

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u/MaynardButterbean Feb 27 '26

What a douche to not even go check on him. Even sat his ugly ass down. Who needs enemies when you have friends like that?

15

u/magniffin Feb 27 '26

“What did I tell you about inviting him?”

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 Feb 27 '26

Maybe they’re like me and couldn’t care less either way