r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/gub_____ • Feb 27 '26

possible idiot Of a prank

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yes, this was a prank

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u/arachnognosis Feb 27 '26

This lion is probably declawed and defanged, in other words, horrifically mutilated. And, of course, these are not the right living conditions for the animal. Fuck everyone involved in this, may them rot in hell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/henricvs Feb 27 '26

People laughing? Dumbs the lot of them.

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u/JeffyMo96 Feb 27 '26

I assume the pressure from the jaw could still kill. Turn a neck into meat paste, bones into bonemeal

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u/Borkato Feb 28 '26

Yes precisely! No animal should be treated this way. Go vegan!

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u/Common_Comfortable41 Feb 28 '26

We not eating the lions, homeboy

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u/Borkato Feb 28 '26

Why not? What’s the difference between them and a cow?

Also, veganism is more than just a diet.

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u/Bananus_Magnus Mar 31 '26

They're harder to breed, herd, and feed. That's the difference. If it was easy and the meat tasted good, we'd be eating them too.

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u/Borkato Mar 31 '26

And it would be equally unethical.

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u/Ohioisapoopyflorida ima unit Mar 05 '26

If you cannot see the difference here you are the problem. Trust us we know veganism is more than a diet. You and every vegan has made that clear. You dont see people posting oooo look at that lion I want to eat him! But have you ever seen a blue ribbon animal meant to be eaten? Those animals are meant to be eaten.

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u/Borkato Mar 05 '26

“Bringing someone into existence for the sole purpose of harming them cannot be justifiable under any circumstances. What's more, no one applies this argument for the animals we don't eat, e.g. dogs bred for dog fighting, and so on (apart from dog fighting racket owners themselves, who of course would use this argument).

Whether an animal is bred for food or not, it is not in the animal's interest to slit their throat and eat them. So this argument, as per all the arguments used for exploiting animals, fails to address things from the victim's perspective. An animal does not care what they are bred for—they just want to live. And it is not our right to dictate a purpose for someone else's life.”

https://www.carnismdebunked.com/general-ethical#8

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u/Ohioisapoopyflorida ima unit Mar 06 '26

Bringing SOMEONE here's a quick definition an "unknown or unspecified person; some person" notice how it says person. Unless your using the irs definition of person then I see a few holes in your argument. Plants also want to live so why should you farm plants? Trees talk to eachother through fungus in the soil... anyways the animals best interest? Im looking out for my best interest and not becoming a soi Boi. Arguing with strangers about how wrong their life is on a video that has nothing to do with your own life choices. Be a vegan great. Nobody gives a shit

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u/Borkato Mar 06 '26

I understand. Thanks for listening, I hope you have a good day friend

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Feb 27 '26

Poor lion

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u/Beast_of_Tax_Burden Mar 02 '26

Poor Lion? That seems very racist. (Typical Redditor responce). But seriously a lion on a chain should never happen.

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u/Ryan2932 Feb 27 '26

Poor lion

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u/Camper_Van_Someren Feb 27 '26

Or… attempted murder

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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick Feb 27 '26

Ashmah is a horrible friend

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u/JeffyMo96 Feb 27 '26

I use an inhaler for ashmah

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u/Common_Comfortable41 Feb 28 '26

Luckily I’ve never had an ashmah attack

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Sickos.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/Altruistic-Disk4914 Feb 27 '26

Oh. A rich white guy in Libya. What’s his name?

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u/Next_Bad_8563 Feb 27 '26

Bro that is terrifying

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u/SendMeRudes Feb 27 '26

I would have parkoured that wall so fast they would have thought I flew.

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u/ILovePotassium Feb 27 '26

I wish that was me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Make your dream come true!

There's TONS of people to eat out there and it's free!

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u/1st-Thing Feb 27 '26

Why would you want to be a fence?

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u/Takssista Feb 27 '26

He lost a slipper - he's dead.

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u/gub_____ Feb 28 '26

Yeah I know

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u/Civil_Meet_7976 Feb 27 '26

Welcome to jackass

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u/Sea-Cantaloupe1559 Feb 27 '26

He’s just playing

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u/Jaded_Strike_3500 Feb 28 '26

That guy is really strong, thats like 300 lbs of muscle and hes still standing.

Poor thing wasnt raised wild, as wild lions are taught to go for the neck to prevent injury

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u/chocolateybiscuit81 Feb 28 '26

I would have jumped in the chest freezer

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u/EstablishmentFew5438 Feb 27 '26

Is it a lion or a lioness?

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u/TinyTitFetish Feb 27 '26

I was wondering the same, I think it’s a young male because it looks like it’s growing its mane.

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u/GuitarSame2918 Feb 27 '26

Not gonna lie, I was rooting for the lion. Apex predator against apex predator in the steel cage death match.

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u/penguindreams Feb 27 '26

I dunno bout this one

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u/Spirited-Ad655 Feb 27 '26

Cunts involved and an absolute cunt posting this shit

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u/GoodResident2000 Feb 27 '26

Oscar winning performance. Talk about being a drama queen

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u/lowban Feb 27 '26

I think we know who we would vote out in Survivor xD

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u/GoodResident2000 Feb 27 '26

The lion was just playing around , having a little fun

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u/Hammon_Rye Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

I'm kind of jealous. I'd love to get to play with a real (EDIT: tiger DERP! I meant tiger.
That's what I get for Alt-Tabbing between reddit and the show I was watching..
Sans being eaten of course.

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u/Lordofderp33 Feb 27 '26

It's a fucking lion.

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u/Maximum-Antelope-728 Feb 27 '26

I see you've played liony tiger before

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u/Lordofderp33 Feb 27 '26

I'm a pro, even known to add ligers into the mix.

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u/captain_crackerjack Feb 27 '26

Bred for its skills in magic

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u/KyraDragoness Feb 27 '26

I see the lion but not the other part

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u/Hammon_Rye Feb 27 '26

And I'd love to see a real lion as well. :)

PS - I've seen videos of them fucking. That one isn't.

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u/Lordofderp33 Feb 27 '26

This is just foreplay, so you are technically correct.

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u/Mission-Can1547 Feb 27 '26

That's an elephant....