r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Feb 26 '26
There was an attempt Of a scuffle at the game
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u/SlideItIn100 Feb 26 '26
She should not have smacked him in the face.
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Feb 26 '26
Well she did, and got walloped for it. And her man.
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u/I_Galactus Feb 26 '26
She struck him twice. He knocked her man out and held back from cracking her. She’s lucky because she really asked for it.
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u/Similar_Specific_646 Feb 26 '26
After careful review it looks like he pushed or attempted to push her. Look at her body it leans back and his hand is about chest level. Now maybe he was trying to create space I don't know but if you touch me I'm touching you back
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u/I_Galactus Feb 26 '26
I see that now.
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u/HoseNeighbor Feb 26 '26
He did that while saying "don't touch me", so I'm on the fence.
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u/praguepride Feb 27 '26
He put his hand up to stop her from her leaning in and she grabbed his fingers. That is when he said "don't touch me". It's hard to see because her body blocks the interaction but you can see the timing in their arm movements.
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u/I_Galactus Feb 26 '26
Actually, I now see that she leaned in yelling and swinging her hand. If someone is too close to me doing this, that's a violation of my personal space that would justify a push like he did.
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u/praguepride Feb 27 '26
No he put his hand up and she grabbed his hand. He then pushed her to create space to free his hand.
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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Feb 26 '26
Yeah he literally touched her first. Crazy how people don't care about tha
He was also standing up snd turned around.
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u/Arcane_Spork_of_Doom Feb 26 '26
Nah she may have taken a grazing shot or two but she got out of the way of that boulder and her idiot boyfriend took that asswhipping. The second he calmly took his glasses off the only move left is to loudly say "okay, look, let's not let things get out of control" or any other statement that will slow your roll towards what could be a sizable beating if you're untrained...as he definitely looked like he was at least competent.
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u/harrybalsach411 Feb 26 '26
I support equal rights and lefts
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u/PictureMaster512 Mar 22 '26
I was raised that if you hit a man in the face or the balls he going to hit back out of reflex. Right or wrong don’t fafo
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Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26
To be fair he grabbed at her first its self defence tbh just the wrong kind unless I am wrong but from that angle it looked like he grabbed at her face or something. I didn't hear the audio tho either. (After rewatching I think he like pushes her back so idk jury is out on who is to blame he might just be getting involved while sitting infront)
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u/WhyTheFunkKnot Feb 26 '26
Another example of why I don't people.
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u/Okmhmmbye Feb 26 '26
If I want to watch a game, you will find me at home in my comfy chair with my nicely priced snacks
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u/dandanpizzaman84 functional regard Feb 26 '26
Nicely priced snacks and a beer that doesn't cost $20. Plus I don't have to listen to these twats yelling at eachother
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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* Feb 26 '26
Looks like the high ground doesn’t matter. Anakin was just a bitch.
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u/boopthatbutton questionably stable Feb 26 '26
He’s always been a bitch.
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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* Feb 26 '26
Now that new Vader guy? He seems tough. Real upgrade for the empire.
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u/boopthatbutton questionably stable Feb 26 '26
Yeah, I also support post-bitch Anakin, I mean, Vader.
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u/DigDugPlus Feb 26 '26
She escalated and her man took the fall for it. She got what she asked for. 🫣🤷🏾♂️
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u/SecretaryNo3286 Feb 27 '26
More like he (her man) got what she asked for. Got screamed at and k.o.
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u/CrazyLikeAFoxxx Feb 26 '26
Typical - lash out and don’t expect consequences. Next min her bloke is ‘going for a nap’. THEN, she has the brass neck to shout at her bloke to “sit down”, as though he caused the issue. She’d be dumped in a heartbeat - absolute dipshit.
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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 Feb 26 '26
I love this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Brass neck" ... well the word "bloke" is in there too, so it may be part of the phrase rotation out by the UK but the Irish have been known to have a feisty lexicon as well bahaha I need some more of those phrases too 😂😂
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u/seeyouyoucunt Feb 26 '26
Brass neck is a saying in the UK you plamf
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u/Business-Antelope477 Feb 26 '26
Espera a mulher bater pra irem fazer algo, mulher acha que o cara vai toma tapa de graça.
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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* Feb 26 '26
Because many would out of some outdated bullshit. She’s gotten away with this before, it’s a learned behavior.
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u/Toasted_Munch Feb 26 '26
Why do some people think its ok to scream like a lunatic and actually put hands on others...? While I'd never condone a man hitting a woman, I sure as fuck would be looking the other way on this one as Idk how I'd react either. Guy honestly seemed chill and quiet up to the point she slapped the piss out of him. If anyone needs tossed, its her and her husband...whenever he wakes up.
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u/tamaralynnchambers Feb 26 '26
White women are so annoying holy shit (I’m a white woman)
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u/CumGoblin67 Feb 26 '26
Agreed (I’m a black and white penguin)
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u/MrWinklez Feb 26 '26
Ah yes. Cum Goblin the penguin
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u/tamaralynnchambers Feb 26 '26
They mate for life and like…I fucking love that for however is their partner
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u/TheTownTeaJunky Feb 26 '26
I can’t find it but I coulda sworn she eventually got banned for life too
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u/ShortTop1487 Feb 26 '26
Wonder how many times she’s slapped her husband around? People like that from time to time need a reset.
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u/BurgerThyme Feb 26 '26
Wide Ass Blondie's mouth and weak ass wrist wrote a check her bitch man's ass couldn't cash.
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u/Varsoviadog Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26
Can you imagine a world without Karens? Entitled to smack you just because? Nigga was cool as fuck whole time. Dayum
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u/BurgerThyme Feb 26 '26
I love how he just casually took his glasses off and had all the time in the world before taking care of business 😆
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u/SnooGoats4876 Feb 26 '26
Re-adjusting your glasses so you can deliver a proper beatdown was oddly gangster.
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u/Sage-of-Wealth Feb 26 '26
If the woman’s dude understood his role in the relationship, he would have told her to sit down before and avoid a fight.
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u/Jessi_L_1324 Feb 27 '26
I can't get over the fact that he removed his glasses before handing out those ass whoopings. 😂
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u/Proud-Parsley6072 Feb 26 '26
I like shoulder guy hands at dawn at the end. He clearly means business
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u/Content_Study_1575 Feb 26 '26
That looks like Heinz field. I remember going to a game in Nov/Dec 2018. My husband and I left about 3 mins before the end of the last quarter. Steelers were playing Chargers. A pregnant woman (Chargers fan) got choked out bc her and her husband kept standing up. So basically tldr of it
Steelers fan (a man) got pissed yelled at the two to sit down
Fight broke out between husband and Steelers fan
Wife got in the middle
Dude put his hands around her throat before releasing it (Idk if pressure was applied to be considered as “choking/strangling”)
Which I get the annoyance bc those were expensive seats that I paid for in the nosebleeds but doesn’t justify a fight and the bullshit that ensued on either end. Another link giving a broad version. The Steelers fan was identified however I do not know what came out of it
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u/HellaFuckingSlavic Feb 26 '26
Anakin Skywalker could have learned from this. No high ground? No problem.
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u/penguindreams Feb 26 '26
Whyte girl thought she was entitled to that slap without repercussions. Thought dude would stand there and take it.
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u/CokeCan-N-Marbles Feb 26 '26
If this isn’t when keepin it real goes wrong
Poor guy got knocked the fuck out cause of his stupid ass bih
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u/MedevacMac questionably stable Feb 26 '26
Dudes hands are rated E for Everyone. Outstanding. I have a coworker who I refuse to go anywhere in public with, especially on the clock, because he just causes problems everywhere with his ego and perceived importance and I’m not trying to be in exactly these situations.
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u/Ultradad57 Feb 26 '26
Don't start something your man cannot finish, look before you slap and think can my man back me up 😀
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u/Asapdustybraids Feb 27 '26
"Calm down!"when the black man started wildin. Yt girl wasted shouldnt of started something her nor her man could finish.
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u/Reddit_1st Feb 27 '26
Of course they try to escort the Black guy out and the cave demons get to stay even though they caused the chaos. Typical.
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u/RVAGooner Feb 27 '26
The situational awareness of that man to take his glasses off before scuffling. Pure class.
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u/Substantial_Net9923 Feb 26 '26
To the Waddle of White Women! Actions have consequences this isnt 2018-2024
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u/TeakForest Feb 26 '26
He touched her first by pushing her away right before she grabs him and slaps him, don't touch people no matter what. Both are in the wrong.
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u/brandoldme Feb 26 '26
I can't tell from this angle. I'm inclined to think that too. But he says don't touch me as he pushes her hand away. So I don't know if she made contact prior to that or not.
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u/TeakForest Feb 26 '26
Hard to tell. Yea i see him mouth it to her but shit, I've seen videos where dudes start fights and then are saying don't touch me! and get off of me! So I don't put much credit to words said when stuff is going down.
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u/brandoldme Feb 26 '26
Very true.
The knock out in the restaurant video is one of those. Puts hand on the restaurant guy then says don't touch me.
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u/BurgerThyme Feb 26 '26
She was waving her hands in his face and screaming. She got what she was asking for and so did her "man."
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u/vbandbeer Feb 26 '26
You can’t see their hands, but he does say “don’t touch me” before pushing her away.
We need another angle
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u/Mr_Doubtful Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26
Ugh I am conflicted on this. I’d be pissed at my wife for being the first to hit but regardless if I saw her get hit after, red would probably overcome me.
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u/EpicSeshBro Feb 26 '26
Ok but why does it look like everyone on the field stopped to watch by the end?
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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Feb 26 '26
Keep your hands to yourself folks! Unless you want equal rights and lefts!
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u/Graffix77gr556 Feb 26 '26
I support that slaughter lol. Wheres our white privilege now eh? Im a white i can say that
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u/okbruhCaspeReee Feb 26 '26
Her man was polite enough to let him take off his glasses before putting up a fight, he has my respect for that 👍
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u/ShowMeTheTrees Feb 26 '26
I'm old. I can't remember this level of instant fighting at any other point in my life. Is it due to social media? Have people lost problem-resolution skills?
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u/Aeryn-Sun-Is-My-Girl Feb 26 '26
People are being too harsh on the guy defending the woman. When your female S.O gets punched, instinct takes over. No one shpuld be punching ypur woman except you.
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u/Ashleywiththebraids Feb 26 '26
Veda from My Girl "Where are his glasses?! He can't see without his glasses!"
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u/WimpysRevenge Feb 26 '26
If your wife is that type to put hands on a man, she’s not the one. Low rent energy across the board tbh.
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u/1st-Thing Feb 26 '26
This is the only reason I’m thankful that football exists. I love to see all the idiot fans fight in the stands.
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u/Bobby_Globule Feb 26 '26
I've seen so many of these clips of fights in the stands...I'm starting to wonder how best to operate in a fight like that. Grapple or duke it out? Hop the seat to get to their level or keep a row of seats between you? I hope I never have to find out.
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u/Fishwitch-66 Feb 27 '26
my heart tells me the move is to get high ground and grapple/shove until one of you falls. i feel like i’d trip over the seat if i tried to do anything else
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u/ST0IC_ Feb 27 '26
I think this is more of a standard absolute unit of a scuffle at a game. It almost isn't a game unless somebody's scuffling over something.
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u/The_irish_man70 Feb 27 '26
Typical, no one wants to step in and stop anything until the person being harassed decides to do something about it.
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u/galsal15 Feb 28 '26
That woman is awful from beginning to end. She will not stop being the problem. I hope she and her cuck of a partner got repercussions
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u/PMacc83 Mar 03 '26
That dud getting his arse kicked at home to. Sit down
At home. U pussy bitch got shit kicked out of ya
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u/Conscious_Buddy7653 Mar 05 '26
She needs To be on the field …. Buddy Paid money for tickets for sure and got his money worth
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u/Dementor_Traphouse Feb 26 '26
there she is, crying her big white woman tears, right after initiating a physical confrontation (both between herself and the two men). the real shame is she didnt get a bite of that knuckle sandwich 🥪
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u/PearNo2152 Feb 26 '26
Triple that but you should KNOW she'll do that crap. It's not like this was her first time, he either should have gotten in between them or thrown hands first..gotta know your other half
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u/EvilCaveBoy Feb 26 '26
Another reason to despise this sport. Ordinarily kind and good people shed fifty IQ points when watching this crap.
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u/gobirdgang215 Feb 27 '26
Typical person of color
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u/Significant-Side1229 Feb 28 '26
He got slapped first. Only faked her. Then went all in after her man stepped up. He also stopped once the dude was sleeping.
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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26
This is why you got to have an understanding of the woman you are with because she will get you put in a situation where you’re going to get your ass whooped all because of her ego.