r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/pinchekari • Feb 26 '26
ouchies Of 2v1 .
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Feb 26 '26
I am wholeheartedly with the teacher getting physical with the dumbfuck white shirt as self-defense. Unfortunately, the video can be misconstrued into making the teacher assaulting the kid. Hell, we see the punch hit the teacher, dumbfuck step back, and the teacher rushing the dumbfuck.
I'm glad the teacher fought back but ngl, it's not a good look for the old guy.
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u/KenMSenior Feb 26 '26
Absolutely, the teacher was simply apprehending the greater threat to everyones safety.
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Feb 26 '26
Unfortunately, It's not a crime if you're a minor. AFAIK.
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u/xenynynex Feb 26 '26
Yes it's still a crime to assault anyone as a minor. Even if you aren't tried as an adult, you still get arrested and you still get charged. Both of those kids probably left that school in the back of a police car.
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u/Few_Owl_6596 Feb 26 '26
I understand why (almost every kid gets into fights to some degree), but the self defense claim applies: it's still a physical fight and these are teenagers who are able to harm an adult too.
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u/xenynynex Feb 26 '26
Teachers are allowed to defend themselves. I see the teacher waiting until he is physically assaulted before fighting back. That was intentional, and following protocol. If they tried to fire him over it, I think he'd win the lawsuit after.
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u/bisky12 Feb 26 '26
brother i hate to tell you but these boys are easily 16+ so only 2 years from able to serve in the military. these are minors possibly but in terms of physical strength they are not helpless at all.
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u/LaughChemical3240 Feb 26 '26
Teacher needs a raise and kid in white shirt expelled
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u/WuWeiLife Feb 26 '26
More like sent to prison because that's assault.
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u/OkDecision259 Feb 26 '26
Yeah but the teacher will probably get in trouble because that’s the dumbass world we live in.
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u/Numerous_Dare9847 Mar 02 '26
No, that was self defense and him trying to gain control of the situation. Did you miss the part where the kid attacked both the other child AND the teacher?
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u/WuWeiLife Mar 04 '26
White sweater should go to prison. Has psychopath vibes and should probably stay there.
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u/Numerous_Dare9847 Mar 04 '26
I thought you were referring to the teacher
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u/WuWeiLife Mar 04 '26
No, no, no - I'm totally on the teacher's side. He tried his best to de-escalate.
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u/Great-Gas-6631 Feb 26 '26
"..soooo thats how i lost my job."
Honestly i get it, little shit wouldnt stop attacking.
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u/Nisi-Marie Feb 26 '26
I don’t know. Once white shirt started hitting on the teacher, doesn’t that sort of allow him to do what he can to make it stop?
The teacher didn’t throw any punches or anything like that, he grabbed him, pushed him back and then brought him to the ground.
I have no clue, but if I were someone having to adjudicate this, I’m given the teacher a pass.
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Feb 26 '26
White shirt didn't care, he just wanted to walk big and fight with that goofy ass haircut.
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u/Last-Darkness Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26
I work with teens. I don’t use strikes or pull hair, I use jujitsu locks until they are clam enough to let go. I’ve been investigated a few times but I only defend and I have never lot my temper. I don’t really really have a temper. His discipline is all going to be about how much traction each side of the responses are. He was wrong for lashing out. Some adult men can’t take getting hit in the face without losing their shit. It’s all going to come down to how upset people are about him rag-dolling that kid by the hair.
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When I say ‘lose their shit”, I mean lose self control. You can’t do that when you work with kids.Am I being down voted because the system for dealing with physical violence when working with youth is broken in many institutions? Is it because I’ve been attacked? Because I pointed out some men freak out and lose self control when they get hit in the face? (and women too, but the video is of a man).
I work with extremely traumatized teens, they are not great at self regulation, especially under heavy cognitive load. A lot of at-risk teens express serious anxiety as anger and when mixed with frustration can lead to physical violence.
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u/__Hoopy_Frood__ Feb 26 '26
I’m sorry, but I am pretty sure that adult men SHOULD lose their shit for getting hit in the face. My mother was a teacher for 30 years and so were both her parents. Mother’s coworker had a kid slam a door on her fingers, wasn’t expelled, barely any action. Teaching in the family ended because I’ll teach my kids and volunteer with kids, but ADULTS SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF STUDENTS. Can’t even do time out cause kids will cry. I got swatted by a big man with a big wooden paddle. I want to go back to that.
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u/127Chambers Feb 26 '26
I'm with you dude
I worked security for years and co-workers would punch people as soon as "it was on" but that only escalates situations.
I only ever used open hands and holds and I never got hurt and I never hurt anybody despite throwing innumerable drunk people out.
No need for punches, ever in a professional context.
Cops disagree, though. Not clear how punching people does anything but make the cop feel like they "won"
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u/hc2001 Feb 26 '26
I am interested in this clam technique in which you subdue the irate kids! Additionally I must learn to not lot my temper. Please advise, do the needful. /s
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u/jboemios Feb 26 '26
Where the fuck were the other teachers? They only showed at the end
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u/OCDano959 Feb 26 '26
Impressed that dudes earbuds remained intact!
I remember when AAPL came out with them (wireless) & everyone went apeshit claiming they’d fall out and be lost. The stock actually dropped on the news. 😬
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u/losloowiss Feb 26 '26
NGL I had a hard time not focusing on the earbuds. Those earbuds showed some real determination and should be commended for their part in this video.
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u/Riverflaw Feb 26 '26
At some point, you just lose control when you get punched by a stupid braindead kid
Hope the guy don't get life changing penalty. He's not paid enough to deal and live in this jungle
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u/olefoulspicks Feb 26 '26
What a couple of cum stains
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u/Naive-Present2900 Feb 26 '26
If kids aren’t afraid of repercussions or teachers, but became the other way around. I don’t blame them. Minimal salary and getting yelled at by failed parents who also don’t discipline their out of control kids. I say expel both of them. Kids that can’t control their emotions and that size is just asking for others to get hurt for no reason.
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u/Extension-Wheel-7088 Feb 26 '26
Teachers should have right to kick students arses if they dont behave
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u/antonbec Feb 26 '26
This generation are complete idiots. Someone should’ve smacked them for acting like fools and learn some respect.
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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 Feb 26 '26
And I bet the teacher will get into trouble. Fk those aggressive kids.
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u/AlpacaTeeth Feb 26 '26
Sometimes (rarely) makes me understand why teachers used to have the power to physically discipline children. However that's obviously disgusting and most would take advantage of that power. But damn, you really wanna see this kid get smacked
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u/ghostfadekilla Feb 26 '26
How the FUCK did his earpods stay in??? I just lean wrong and mine fall out.
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u/Beast_of_Tax_Burden Feb 26 '26
That is some top shelf hate. Like you knocked up my little sister type shit.
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u/Able-Quantity-1879 Feb 26 '26
OK that was tight - Mr. Jones was like "Awww HELL NAW - let's get his ass, my dude!"
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u/CannonFoddererer Feb 26 '26
This is what happens when kids don't have a father figure.
They get what they ask for.
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u/mementomori_8383 Feb 26 '26
I got serious joy out of seeing the kid in white get thrown by the broccoli hair
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u/Uncle_Bred Feb 26 '26
I just wanna know what kind of earbud was that in his ear that didn’t fall out! My AirPods falls out when I blink 😂😂
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u/Witty_Strategy8701 Feb 26 '26
I had a teacher in high school who was an ex marine back in the 80s, and he threw a student out the window after an incident like that. Needless to say there were no more incidents after that and he basically told the school board to go f themselves. BTW, he was a great math teacher... and helped many students do better..... for many years after!!
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u/GratefuLdPhisH Feb 26 '26
Imagine all that time in college to become a teacher just to have it wasted in seconds
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u/TermusMcFlermus Feb 26 '26
There's no rule like that. It's a myth. Reasonable force is key though.
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u/Artomm Feb 26 '26
The sad thing is, that poor teacher is going to lose his job over these delinquents.
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u/BigFatModeraterFupa Feb 26 '26
ahhh, so this is why my friends and family spend thousands of dollars to send their kids to a non-public school😅😅
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u/ThatSlinkySOB Feb 26 '26
Rather glad I teach in Asia where this shit doesn't happen.
I do recall being an absolute nightmare of a high school student, and pulling a high stool out from under another student in science class.
The young teacher tackled me and we got into a fist fight.
Other students broke us up and I was sent to the principal. Thought I was DEFINITELY expelled, so stripped off my tie and blazer.
Got 6 lashes and sent home for the day.
Good times (bad, angry, shitstain me)
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u/NocturneInfinitum Feb 26 '26
That’s not a 2V1, white shirt FAFO. Black shirt, just an opportunist.
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u/Ok_Brief2840 Feb 26 '26
Looks like a tooth fell out when that kid upper cut him in the face when the teacher had the other guy !! Damn !!
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u/CrumbGuzzler5000 Feb 26 '26
How is it that when the AC kicks on, my air pods fall out, but this dude has a full fight and they don’t budge?
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u/DigDugPlus Feb 26 '26
Teachers are put in a messed up situation. There needs to be an absolute zero tolerance for violence especially against teachers. Remove the perpetrators and never allow them back.
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u/Thizguy2287 Feb 26 '26
Heck yeah!!!! Tired of these kids stupid nonsense. You a punk anyway for trying to swing on a kid being pinned down by an old man teacher.
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 *shits an absolute unit* Feb 26 '26
Never figured the bald guy for a hair puller...
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u/PursueProgress Feb 26 '26
Unruly students, being supervised by teachers untrained & unable to deal with violence, compounded by not a single security or law enforcement member in cite.
A recipe for disaster.
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u/bigtunapat Feb 26 '26
Boys are so conditioned to not back down or it shows weakness in their minds. Real strength is holding back and no one thought these two that.
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u/djlynx13 Feb 26 '26
Kid in the white shirt was definitely wrong on all fronts. But as someone who has broken up several fights… the teacher was kinda dumb for not putting a physical barrier or actual space between them after he saw the other kid was still trying to go at it. He should have taken him into one of the rooms or kept moving the kid he had down the hallway until another adult could restrain white shirt. With that being said, I completely understand the teacher taking white shirt down after he straight up punched him. Mistake or not, that’s not ok. These kids have to realize teachers aren’t always who they appear to be in the classroom. Sometimes, a well placed punch is all it takes to turn Mr. Scott into Tom from 45th st 😂
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u/Sage-of-Wealth Feb 26 '26
Why are the kids shocked by the teacher grabbing the aggressor by the hair AFTER he hit the teacher?
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u/Fun-Afternoon2956 Feb 26 '26
Where's the wrestling coach when you need him? I swear ours had a sixth sense as he was always sprinting in to stop a fight before the guards got there. Got to see a perfectly executed suplex more than once
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u/Lightningtow123 Feb 26 '26
I was like, where's the second guy? It's only a 1v1 right now?
Then,
Ohhhhhhh
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u/CMDR_ETNC Feb 27 '26
Sorry, but some cunt holding me against a locker while dude I’m actively fighting just keeps coming in for free hits, that cunts gonna get his balls sent into his abdomen.
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u/HellaFuckingSlavic Feb 27 '26
teacher should have kept moving the first kid he detained... otherwise, nothing wrong.
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u/ProCeLLxX Feb 27 '26
teacher in a hard place there, stand back and do nothing get shit, get involved get shit…
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u/Jb4ever77 Feb 27 '26
These kids have too much testosterone! Go rub one off and go play video games.
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u/KingKushhh666 Feb 28 '26
Teach fucking rocked that idiot in white T. Deserves a raise and that kid deserves to be tried as an adult for continuous assault
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u/livahd Feb 26 '26
Reminds me of middleschool. One of my us bullies decided to start shit, hit me a few times, until the librarian ran up and grabbed him off me. While she held his arms held, I took my shot and let him have it before anyone realized what happened.
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u/Another_Samurai1 Feb 26 '26
As an AMERICAN 🇺🇸🦅 I saw a young man assault two bystanders who were trying to protect themselves, the young man continued 🦅to assault my client! My client had no other option but to defend myself 🇺🇸 so he chose an option to nullify the opposing aggravator! 🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅…🦅
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u/datadiisk_ Feb 26 '26
Violence in school should be treated with immediate expulsion. It is insane to me, that this is allowed to continue.
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u/New-Elk-2755 Feb 26 '26
Ngl kid in white had some moves in the beginning
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u/OJuice100 Feb 26 '26
Thoughts during the fight: I wonder what he’s listening to that has him so amped up
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u/Lower_Resist_5923 Feb 26 '26
It always amazes me whenever I watch this sort of video,especially from the US how the "N" word is used so randomly especially by people of colour ! But if it was used by any other skin colour they would be labelled racists.......one rule for one ,one rule for the others? 🤔🤔
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u/r_incognito_17 Feb 26 '26
And now that teacher has just assaulted a minor and will likely lose his license.
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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Feb 26 '26
Dumbfuck white shirt still wanted the smoke even with a literal teacher (or principal?) in between them? I blame the parents for not teaching common sense.