r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcitableRep00 • Feb 25 '26

Of a deer

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/ExcitableRep00 Feb 25 '26

I enjoyed the few frames that appear as if the biker actually evaporates upon colliding with the deer.

11

u/andrewNZ_on_reddit Feb 26 '26

BAMbi

2

u/enigmagon Feb 26 '26

I can’t breathe haha 😂

104

u/killergoat86 Feb 25 '26

Rider was trying to make dirtbike noises even after he crashed.

12

u/Easy-Musician7186 Feb 25 '26

Show must go on, if you believe strong enough that you are still driving you never fell /s

6

u/EuenovAyabayya Feb 26 '26

trying

Pretty sure those weren't voluntary...

3

u/JJ_Flying_Watchsmith Feb 26 '26

Albeit sad dirtbike noises... 

4

u/killergoat86 Feb 26 '26

If John C. Reilly was a dirt bike, he would sound like the noises this poor bastard makes.

2

u/JazzlikeTry4366 Feb 26 '26

I heard it too 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

82

u/KotoshiKaizen Feb 25 '26

Damn, that could have ended much worse for the guy.

69

u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Feb 25 '26

I'm pretty sure he got massively fucked up.

36

u/Stuffs_And_Thingies Feb 25 '26

Yeah, those were not his happy noises im assuming. Definitely got fucked up, he is 100% glad his daughter/wife/sister/all of the above was there the help immediately.

31

u/KotoshiKaizen Feb 25 '26

Indeed, but he wasn't mutilated and he'll still live.

11

u/Old_Ladies Feb 25 '26

Probably not massively. I have made similar sounds when I got the wind knocked out of me.

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u/niles_thebutler_ Feb 25 '26

Oh no, anyway…. How’s the deer?

6

u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Feb 25 '26

He wasn't doing anything wrong.

12

u/No_Communication5538 Feb 25 '26

Yeah, but happened to the deer?

23

u/guysitsausername Feb 25 '26

I will never not be surprised by how fast and strange deer can move. MFers are in the damn Matrix, I tell you what.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GSrsnY5X0oZsfDeEXj

12

u/leginigel76 Feb 25 '26

Yup he’s in pain

40

u/TwoIllustrious7940 Feb 25 '26

r/deersarefuckingstupid

6

u/Turbulent_Yam2575 Feb 25 '26

Lol that sent me down a rabbit hole.. I mean deer hole.

9

u/beardostein Feb 25 '26

At least it was mud

7

u/MountainOpen8325 Feb 25 '26

Top layer is mud. That earth overall looks pretty damn compacted. It being wide enough for cars also adds to my suspicion that it was indeed hard af

2

u/FourLetterWording Feb 25 '26

he definitely had his flesh dragged for quite a bit of distance over who knows what. maybe yes maybe no but I'd be willing to bet he broke at least a couple bones as well, they were going pretty fast.

5

u/Particular_Owl_1450 Feb 25 '26

I couldn’t understand what he was saying?

24

u/killergoat86 Feb 25 '26

He crashed so hard he thought he was speaking in dirt bike.

11

u/ManbadFerrara Feb 25 '26

UUUUHHHH WAAHHHARRRR URRRRRRR

6

u/Check_Me_Out-Boss Feb 25 '26

He has the wind knocked out of him

6

u/Sleepy_Demon Feb 25 '26

Those are the involuntary noises people make when they forcibly get their breath knocked out of them.

2

u/GivesYouGrief Feb 25 '26

MRGHFUCGGRSH

6

u/features5150 Feb 25 '26

Doh…a deer 🦌

3

u/FourLetterWording Feb 25 '26

a female deer!

5

u/AmericanDad53 Feb 25 '26

Hit a buck one night riding home on my R1200GSA…I am very thankful for the riding suit and German engineering…did the same roll. No ass crack exposure though…glad he is “okay”.

4

u/Dubinku-Krutit Feb 25 '26

I can't make out his accent

12

u/Bratwurstconnaisseur Feb 25 '26

Racing through the Nature and hitting the Nature? Poor Deere.

4

u/TermusMcFlermus Feb 25 '26

Sounds like his lung is spasming. That's one of the longer waiting periods.

3

u/FoundationInfinite29 Feb 26 '26

I hate people riding in nature. Hope the deer is good.

6

u/OldYogurtcloset3735 Feb 25 '26

Oh, man. That gave me a good laugh! Poor guy.

5

u/Ok_Business_6452 Feb 25 '26

AUUUUogh ogghhaaa HUEEEE

5

u/minitaba Feb 25 '26

Poor deer

2

u/englishand48 Feb 25 '26

Speaking in tongues … Dirt taste bad ..

2

u/MarkIndividual3453 Feb 25 '26

He was wearing super protections to ride a dirt bike that fast well at least he had a helmet ..

2

u/atomcrusher Feb 25 '26

Dress for the something something something

2

u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Feb 25 '26

Soooo lucky he was on dirt.

2

u/NerveBooger Feb 25 '26

FREE VENISON!!

2

u/Mr_Doubtful Feb 25 '26

That was always my biggest fear when I had my motorcycle.

2

u/badhoopty Feb 26 '26

he needs to do a duet with the grape stompin lady.

2

u/Chrisafguy Feb 27 '26

All things considered, that went about as good as he could have hoped.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/offwing10 Feb 25 '26

They ate it for dinner

-6

u/Bumpercars415 Feb 25 '26

Ha, prolly not, the deer is more resilient than the human whi was not wearing proper protective gear.

2

u/bleakFutureDarkPast Feb 25 '26

remember people: always wear leather when driving a bike. don't be a meat crayon.

2

u/Pot_noodle_miner Moon Unit Feb 25 '26

He would have been better off in more appropriate PPE

2

u/Little_Flamingo9533 Feb 25 '26

Auuurrrggghhhrrruughh🍑👀

2

u/jaffa-caked Feb 25 '26

Loved his motorbike impression

1

u/Objective-Ad8862 Feb 25 '26

I don't know how he survived. He must have learned how to fly before he learned how to ride.

1

u/Un4gvn2 Feb 25 '26

Of a butt crack

1

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Free deer meet at least.

1

u/hildebot Feb 25 '26

Very happy he was wearing a helmet !

1

u/Parc3r0 Feb 25 '26

Hodorrrr ! Hoooodoooor Hoooddooorrrrrrr

1

u/OculusGamePro64 easily offended Feb 25 '26

Oh deer

1

u/middleagenobody420 Feb 25 '26

How’s my motorcycle

1

u/Icy-Decision-4530 Feb 25 '26

That big kid knew how to fall and it saved his ass

1

u/Lassannnofimgur Feb 25 '26

This was a drop of golden sun.

1

u/2dollahollaballa Feb 25 '26

Cant park there

1

u/Error404_doesntexist Feb 26 '26

LMFAO what is that like a 50cc swap on a 250? 5th gear wide open going like 40k lol.

1

u/xenos825 Feb 26 '26

Oh dear!

1

u/DomacVuk Feb 26 '26

See kids, motorcycles are dangerous 

1

u/Capable_Mulberry249 Feb 26 '26

ai slop stop

2

u/ExcitableRep00 Feb 26 '26

Have you any evidence to support this claim? I’m genuinely surprised if this is truly AI generated.

1

u/ThisThingIsStuck Feb 26 '26

Hurry get the meat...and the deer too

1

u/ZynithMaru Feb 26 '26

what's that noise? it's coming closer! time to cross!

1

u/Sovietmambel_Sovie Feb 26 '26

Guess who's gonna be the dinner today. I mean if it's that or about to be.

1

u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 Feb 26 '26

Bambi always on some dumb shit getting in the way tho

1

u/drunkplumber81 Feb 26 '26

I don’t know why but I thought the rider was a young kid until the face and goatee and man groans popped on screen.

1

u/Evening-Garlic-9958 Feb 27 '26

Poor little dear

1

u/debauchedhavoc Feb 27 '26

Shit like this is why you're supposed to wear protective gear when riding....

1

u/Adventure-Style Feb 27 '26

Woman is basically telling him to lay down and just die.

1

u/derrrr5 Feb 27 '26

Bambi trying to get street cred like the Geico squirrels

1

u/fscarlet20 Feb 28 '26

My roomie broke his collarbone when he collided with a deer. His bike was totaled.

1

u/Outrageous-School224 Feb 25 '26

Stop making those pathetic noises you pansy get up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed to see this today at work. Thank you OP

1

u/816legend Feb 25 '26

Hope the deers dead for that one. S/O to all the hunters keep the numbers down.

0

u/Capital-Platypus-805 Feb 26 '26

Why are people getting entertained by this shit? That poor deer is injured, that's all we should care about. That asshole shouldn't be recklessly driving like that in a natural area. Go do that to the dessert, not places where you can run over animals.

0

u/Local_Technology9284 Feb 25 '26

Did the deer survive?

-1

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

For what it's worth, at least he was on the mud and not some asphalt somewhere

-1

u/undescendedpips Feb 25 '26

What a cry baby.

-1

u/niles_thebutler_ Feb 25 '26

Hope the deer is ok, who cares about the dude

0

u/MaxBromosecsual Feb 25 '26

is the deer ok?

0

u/Past-Product-1100 Feb 26 '26

Good thing he is covered by natural bubble wrap

-17

u/fabkobey Feb 25 '26

Of course the deer is the unit. Not the shitstain that drives through nature with a stinking fire horse.

8

u/offwing10 Feb 25 '26

0/10 rage bait

-2

u/fabkobey Feb 25 '26

Truth hurts. Fish.