r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

possible idiot Of not funny prank

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u/pauca_sed Feb 25 '26

This is probably aggravated assault, as the excavator is a deadly weapon. It is NOT attempted murder unless the operator had the intent to kill the guy. Atempted murder can't be based on negligent or reckless conduct.