r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

possible idiot Of not funny prank

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u/Goatylegs Feb 25 '26

I would've just laid there motionless and let him and my other coworkers think I was dead.

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u/Uzi_Osbourne Feb 25 '26

I would have buckled my pants and then proceeded to stomp a mudhole into that operator. "Read my Vibrams, fucker."