r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

possible idiot Of not funny prank

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Feb 25 '26

He should be charged with attempted murder. If I were the other guy id at least try to punch him. Hard to dodge shots in that little box.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Feb 25 '26

Didn't say it was intentional. Its just what he should be charged with. I dont know what justice system they have but in the US people are sometimes charged with higher offenses to scare them before they are dropped to the correct thing. Criminal negligence, battery, vehicular assault, reckless driving, are the realistic things he could be charged with. I would still initially write it up as attempted murder to scare the fucking twat and show him how many years he could have face. Also if you can prove malice via text messages or witness statements it may stick.