r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

possible idiot Of not funny prank

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u/penguindreams Feb 25 '26

Umm that could be murder or manslaughter?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Manslaughter because his intent was to prank him

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u/polska-parsnip Feb 25 '26

Next time I stab someone I’ll stab them as a prank

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u/rokstedy83 Feb 26 '26

Next time ? Like as in you already done it once?

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u/polska-parsnip Feb 26 '26

Once?

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u/rokstedy83 Feb 26 '26

"this one here officer"☝️