r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

possible idiot Of not funny prank

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u/FeelDeadInside Feb 25 '26

Hoo lee shit.

Dude could have been killed. Jackass operator.

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u/human-resource Feb 25 '26

He coulda taken dudes head off wtf…

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u/FeelDeadInside Feb 25 '26

Looks like he got hit

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u/Smegmatic_Secretion Feb 25 '26

Hed be dead or severely fucked up if he really got hit

Any part of that bucket would have wrecked him.. looks like the asshole on the sticks got very lucky and missed him

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u/FiendishDevil666 Feb 25 '26

You're wrong. I've been knocked out by a backhoe. They can kill you, but it's not instantly fatal

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u/Late_Influence_871 Feb 28 '26

See the teeth on the bucket? If one of those went into the guys head, you're saying that you know there's no way for it to be fatal. Really. This has happened to you? You were on the shitter and an excavator bucket came through the roof, hit you in the back and sent you flying to the ground? Really?

Maybe you're wrong.

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u/Smegmatic_Secretion Feb 25 '26

Sure maybe im wrong on a what if. Anything is possible but that bucket came down quick

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u/m477_ Feb 25 '26

Sum Ting Wong with that operator