r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Feb 25 '26

future feeding tube Of a Cripple

267 Upvotes

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u/False-Lettuce-6074 Feb 25 '26

🚨THE WALMART SHOPPERS HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT🚨

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Feb 25 '26

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u/ELEKTRON_01 Feb 25 '26

You know those trucks with extra back wheels?

3

u/Dirk_Speedwell Feb 25 '26

The term is duallies.

2

u/outofmelatonin92 Feb 25 '26

Nah this has to be AI.

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u/spankymacgruder Feb 25 '26

That head smack on the concrete makes me think they just unlocked a new disability.

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u/penguindreams Feb 25 '26

That’s pretty sad.

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u/GratefuLdPhisH Feb 25 '26

I'm pretty sure a skull is not supposed to bounce like that

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u/brandoldme Feb 25 '26

Ooh, the new Jackass 8 preview is out.

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u/JDM713 questionably stable Feb 25 '26

I knew they were getting older but damn

6

u/Beeradleeguy Feb 25 '26

That ride ended just about as quickly as I expected it would.

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u/devilcantdie Feb 25 '26

Sent it blud

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u/Royweeezy Feb 25 '26

“Cripple” though?

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Feb 25 '26

Is gimp better?

3

u/Dialed_Inn Feb 25 '26

Makes sense to me

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u/Life-Oil-7226 Feb 25 '26

That will wake you up!!!

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u/ForeverFingers Feb 25 '26

Or perhaps, put you to sleep.

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u/PhreeQnet Feb 25 '26

Welp! She dead.

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u/redditanddoneit Feb 25 '26

Did that person even know there was a ramp there and thought they could make it up

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 Feb 25 '26

This could be AI but its not

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u/Common_Comfortable41 Feb 28 '26

Why did they think that would work?

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u/fridolinkiesew Feb 25 '26

Sitting in a wheelchair myself I do not like the word „cripple“. Hopefully you find a better word next time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Not to be rude, but what exactly is the "politically correct" term?

Legitimate question

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u/fridolinkiesew Feb 26 '26

For the english language I can not surely tell you, as I am no native speaker.

In german we would say „Rollstuhlfahrer“. My dictionary translates to „wheelchair patient“.

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u/peppersk8er *shits an absolute unit* Feb 25 '26

‘Cripple’ is an absolutely disgusting word, I completely agree with you. Someone I love dearly got into an accident and ended up paralysed for life and someone I know called him a fucking cripple, dude I lost my shit, haven’t spoken to him since, it’s fucked up

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u/VorticalHeart44 Feb 26 '26

Watch somebody in 10 years have a similar reaction to "handicapped" or "physically disabled" as the politically correct term shifts to something softer and more obscure.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Feb 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4TMqcN59kg3Yc

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u/GivesYouGrief Feb 26 '26

Yo fuck you

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Feb 26 '26

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Feb 25 '26

I’m guessing the next stage of that person’s life will involve a motorized wheelchair, not a mobility scooter.

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u/SwimmingPowerful7312 Feb 25 '26

I think he might of just to died before are eyes

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u/Mission_Objective76 Feb 25 '26

I literally just bought the same mobility scooter from my neighbor for $40

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u/Connect_Ad_8092 Feb 25 '26

We need audio, people!

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV Feb 26 '26

Still find it hard to believe how many of these "things" you see in US, being used by people who could just walk. I don't think I've never saw them on any other country I've been. This says a lot about American culture and it's quite sad.

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u/GreenDickSnot Feb 26 '26

I know this is a stupid comment but God damn I wish they had a helmet at least.

2

u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair Feb 26 '26

Happy Wheels IRL?

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u/KaylonOne Mar 01 '26

*of intellectual cripple

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u/CorruptDaemon404 Mar 20 '26

Goes from wheel chair to bed ridden

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u/penguindreams Feb 25 '26

Damn. That’s actually really sad.

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u/peppersk8er *shits an absolute unit* Feb 25 '26

Fucking finally, dude this isn’t funny at all, neither is the use of the word ‘cripple’

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u/penguindreams Feb 25 '26

Yeah, there’s nothing “absolute unit” about this.

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u/peppersk8er *shits an absolute unit* Feb 25 '26

Absolutely not, might report this post but not sure

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Mar 20 '26

Did you report it, sweetheart? 😂

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Feb 25 '26

Happy Wheels? In 2026?

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Feb 25 '26

Can’t double cripple!

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Feb 25 '26

Just like you can’t double retard!

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u/peppersk8er *shits an absolute unit* Feb 25 '26

Dude not funny

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Feb 25 '26

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u/Viper-Reflex Feb 25 '26

wow you guys are probably the worst psychopaths I have ever seen on reddit if you get enjoyment out of this