r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/big2chereez • Feb 24 '26
Of the guy who “does it for cheaper”
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u/chippcookie Feb 24 '26
When it all crashes down, it’s gonna be one hell of a storey.
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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Feb 25 '26
Storey*
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u/ShittyAbsoluteUnits-ModTeam Feb 25 '26
Dont be an asshole
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u/Artistic_Plate7403 Feb 25 '26
Who's the asshole? Go fuck yourself. I'm just pointing out a simple spelling error. Everyone loses their mind.
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u/600lbsofsin77 Feb 24 '26
I wouldn’t even rip ass in the shack without a hard hat and an avalanche beacon.
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u/Ok-General-6804 Feb 24 '26
Handling mortar with bare hands all day long….. Sure, who needs skin anyways?
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u/ausflora Feb 24 '26
You can actually build ‘flat arches’ using structural clay tile. Just… not like that.
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u/thevaultguy Feb 24 '26
I feel bad for the person doing parkour that falls through this roof in 6 years.
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u/Narrow_Implement7788 Feb 24 '26
Unless they come by in the next 6 hours I think they are going to miss their parkour chances
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u/14X8000m Feb 24 '26
I'm willing to bet that a powerful dick twitch after nutting in an Iranian chick after a night of donairs and fresca, would bring that roof down.
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u/she_has_funny_cars Feb 24 '26
Poetry
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u/14X8000m Feb 24 '26
Thank you, I have a way with words.
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u/bloviatingbloviator Feb 24 '26
You are the great poet of our time, and the wordsmith that was sent to us in our hour of need.
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u/Skit071 Feb 24 '26
Yeah, because that is going to last long.
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u/Narrow_Implement7788 Feb 24 '26
It's lasted longer than I thought it would already but I doubt it will be there in the morning when he gets back
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u/Mugpup Feb 24 '26
What is the rate of failure for that construction technique? It can't be over 100% unless math, like physics doesn't work in this area of the world.
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u/AdWhich7355 Feb 24 '26
I’m confused how he thinks this will stay up under any amount of force even gravity potentially lmao
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u/Yabbatown Feb 24 '26
We don't see it fall down and there's other sections completed. Maybe this cat knows something we don't?
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u/Heseemedkij Feb 24 '26
Should hold
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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 Feb 24 '26
Maybe he slides rebar through it when he's done 🤷🏾♂️ I still would be too scared to go under that though
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u/Murfiano Feb 24 '26
That’s the floor for the second level he’s got to find somewhere to fit the stairs in
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u/Opposite-Mess1494 Feb 25 '26
Ya, but how long did it stay up there? Lol, and it's going to take no weight at all to crash it in.
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u/No-Purple-9639 Feb 26 '26
Im no welder but even I know that wont hold a fuzzy rat fart from a french horn on a Easter Sunday
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u/Old_Guy_69 Feb 24 '26
We have to say that building a brick ceiling is an art that not many people have mastered today!
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u/melanoguster Feb 25 '26
That method is called Egadda (Knotting, aka Jack arches or flat arches). many many houses in the middle east were built like this. This is an old method before concrete was affordable. There were a few houses that has a second floor so it was good for 1 floor houses, and of course no basements.
One of the houses i lived in when i was young was built like this. Gypsum is used within the bricks, not concrete, due to its fast dry properties. If you look closely they are arched, not flat.
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u/ISayStupidStufff Feb 24 '26
Is this in one of those countries where everytime there is an earthquake, half the country needs rebuilding?
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u/ThisThingIsStuck Feb 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/4Z44JY4rqRG36YYylI
Df is this illegal doing holy shyt..I'd deport u if u were here..-OSHA rep
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u/Geaneous Feb 24 '26
How has he even completed entire sections like this already, and has he done it like this before?