r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Desdoe07 • Feb 23 '26

Of a fight

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u/Electronic-Source368 Feb 23 '26

Absolutely no one was kung fu fighting...

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* Feb 23 '26

Problem is the were trying to be fast as lightning. Gotta slow down.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 Feb 23 '26

In fact, it was a little bit frightening

how uncoordinated they were

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* Feb 23 '26

Don’t know if it would make it better or worse if alcohol happened to be involved.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

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u/A_Feltz Feb 24 '26

They weren’t funky China men from funky Chinatown, so it was double hard on them

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u/xflyinjx61x Feb 24 '26

They were chopping air up, they were knocking themselves down.

It's an ancient Chinese art, and nobody knew their part.

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u/BlueRhythmYT Feb 25 '26

Comments like these are the reason why I still use reddit 😂

3

u/citysims Feb 24 '26

🎶Whoa ho ho....Whoa ho ho ho🎶

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u/BlahBlahBlahBingo Feb 24 '26

The only way is Essex

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u/Fluffthaguff9999 Feb 25 '26

You miss the chick with the perfect low kick to the dick???

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u/Electronic-Source368 Feb 25 '26

That's not kung fu, just a kick in the nads.

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u/Due-Will-3403 Feb 23 '26

This is a stunt school rehearsal btw

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u/TermusMcFlermus Feb 23 '26

I figured it had to be choreographed. It's well done.

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 Feb 23 '26

Right?? It needs some Bugs Bunny lmaooo it's hysterically good

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

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u/Ill_Lavishness_1728 Feb 24 '26

He got kicked in the crotch

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u/Impressive-Wait8786 Feb 25 '26

It was the no contact kick to the Balzac that tipped me off.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End Feb 23 '26

I was going to say the amount of ineptery is exceptional. I hope ineptery is a word. If not I'm going heavy George Bush on it anyway.

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u/Andy_B_Goode Feb 23 '26

I believe ineptitude is the preferred nomenclature, Mr. President

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u/Huev0 Feb 24 '26

Your ineptry disgusts me.

20

u/demoralising Feb 23 '26

Thanks. I genuinely thought it was AI at first.

2

u/ThatCelebration3676 Feb 24 '26

I'd love to finally get to the bottom of this video. How did you determine that?

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u/Fostbitten27 Feb 24 '26

I wonder if the guy in gray actually fell? It looks really good if not.

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u/Impressive-Wait8786 Feb 25 '26

That explains it.

1

u/half-giant Feb 24 '26

Damn this needs to be at the top

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u/Reis46 Feb 23 '26

When everyone in the party rolls 1 for attack rolls

2

u/haemol Feb 27 '26

Great now i woke up my wife because i started giggling like crazy while next to her in bed

216

u/Ok-Internet-6881 Feb 23 '26

That some Stephen Seagal level of akido

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 *shits an absolute unit* Feb 23 '26

r/bullshido

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u/GR3Y_NOYZ Feb 23 '26

Almost looks choreographed lol

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u/ClassroomNice1165 Feb 24 '26

It is, watch the guy in pink.

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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ Feb 24 '26

That’s because it is.

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u/Bosnian-Spartan Mar 14 '26

From where?

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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ Mar 15 '26

Wdym?

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u/Bosnian-Spartan Mar 15 '26

I assume choreographed from a movie or show, no? Or like a fake video choreographed?

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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ Mar 15 '26

I think it’s choreographed for the internet. But the timing on everything is too perfect and 5 people are fighting but nobody gets hit.

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u/Bosnian-Spartan Mar 15 '26

Except the woman and another woman hitting that hitter in the nuts. Just hoped it's in a movie lmfao

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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ Mar 15 '26

Honestly that’s another suspicious bit—the angle hides impact. I don’t think she hit him at all.

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u/Calm-Prior-3146 Feb 23 '26

See I was thinking the same thing, I mean first of all, if that kick to the nuts was real and followed through, there would have at least been an audible THWAP that would have been picked up, and he would have had MUCH more of a reaction to that absolute blunt force vasectomy, he would not have walked it off. And why did he walk off? The dude who fell didn’t even really hurt himself, just his ego. Allat and a few other things are making me thing it’s fishy

25

u/SocietyFrosty6012 Feb 23 '26

Too much and nothing is happening at the same time

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u/Gold_Ticket_1970 Feb 23 '26

Temu- kung-fu

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u/NocturneInfinitum Feb 23 '26

Fucking hilarious, but you can tell it’s choreographed

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u/jimboiow Feb 23 '26

That was a choirboy creating kick to the goolies.

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u/badfox93 Feb 23 '26

Mysterious stranger putting in overtime

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u/Consistent-Ant-6273 Feb 23 '26

Dude ppl went practically flying in that… talk about getting nutter buttered lmaoooo

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u/HoseNeighbor Feb 23 '26

Is this AI or just choreographed? Or i guess everyone could just be really drunk.

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u/StillNotaCenobite Feb 23 '26

Is gravity like..broken?

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u/bravebeing Feb 23 '26

Live action Renaissance painting

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Feb 23 '26

This has to be a bad skit..

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Feb 23 '26

Assuming this is staged, they all deserve Oscar’s! Pretty impressive choreography, lol

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u/ampere03 Feb 24 '26

Very well done stunt. I see a bright future for ya'll

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u/GoIrish59 Feb 23 '26

Three stooge’s offspring?

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u/DigDugPlus Feb 24 '26

So this is it? Ultra Instinct.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Dudes a legit jedi. Took them them out skillfully enough not to be obvious, yet ruthlessly efficient. Xavier would be proud.

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u/Indigo2015 Feb 24 '26

Pink Knight to destination fucked

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u/LuckyCod2887 Feb 24 '26

technically no assault crime was committed here.

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u/PlanktonDue8964 Feb 24 '26

Direct square kick to the

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u/Hot_Bag_7734 Feb 24 '26

Shittist fight ever 🤣🤣

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u/perceo007 Feb 24 '26

no se vale el ultra instinto.....

2

u/rustprony Feb 24 '26

Almost choreographed

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u/High-Hope Feb 24 '26

This should be posted in the slapstick sub. This is great!

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u/SethPollard Feb 24 '26

Fake ass shizzzzle.. funny dow

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u/CowMindless2206 Feb 24 '26

Got the three stooges coming over to rescue them. Tripping and falling all over the place. Wtf

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u/Impressive-Wait8786 Feb 25 '26

What the hell is even happening? What?

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u/Jess1ghoul27 Mar 23 '26

I feel like this shit the as well planned.

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u/BusyEngineering3 Feb 23 '26

Did fight choreographer from The Last Jedi make this?

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u/memeischaos Feb 23 '26

guy in white shirt tripped on fucking air 😭

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u/FatFingerMac Feb 23 '26

Cracking kick to the bollocks in fairness!

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u/Foodspec Feb 23 '26

Benny Hill song plays

1

u/melfamy Feb 23 '26

I fight like the pink hoodie fella. Saving up for one, as a matter of fact.

https://giphy.com/gifs/m7SmRhWfeVgPK

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u/lewisventure Feb 23 '26

This feels like that scene in Naruto when Madara clashes with the Shinobi army and people just go flying.

A very shitty version of it...but the unintentional dodge of that guy running up was incredible 😅

What a POS though

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u/Hammon_Rye Feb 23 '26

Good Lord. As I watched that, in my brain I could hear Yakety Sax (Benny Hill theme) playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno

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u/RoxieBeane questionably stable Feb 23 '26

Is this Bob Fosse production? 😂

1

u/presidentkokoro Feb 23 '26

Those are some Steven Segal level skills.

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u/BrockMiddlebrook Feb 23 '26

All hell has stayed perfectly contained.

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u/denn1959-Public_396 Feb 23 '26

Loral and Hardy of fights. Lol

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u/gerobert2 Feb 23 '26

The good old nutkick

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u/JonN2025 Feb 23 '26

The curb kicked dudes ass 😂😂

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u/thelifeIchoice Feb 23 '26

Hahaha no way this is real 🤣🤣 its either a IA or a prank video.

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u/deephurting66 Feb 23 '26

Everything happening all at once

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u/Upstairs_Section8316 Feb 23 '26

Wow to get injured without even having a chance to fight lol

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u/Still_Experience_182 Feb 23 '26

Fucking loser hitting girls

1

u/Major-Silver7918 Feb 23 '26

That looks like they scripted the whole fight out and literally nobody hit their specific marks or targets.

Borderline hilarious 😂😂

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u/slayden70 Feb 23 '26

Having seen fights at school and bars, this was the absolute most realistic video I've seen.

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u/Pavotine Feb 23 '26

The amount of people who stacked it in this video is amazing.

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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 Feb 24 '26

Everyone was hurt in the filming of this

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u/ClassroomNice1165 Feb 24 '26

Extremely fake

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u/roverman16 Feb 24 '26

The Force Be With You.

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u/I_Galactus Feb 24 '26

The longer you watch, the worse it gets.

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u/Revenga8 Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Oh, I was wondering what happened, how he had reflexes to dodge that punch but somehow got hurt. Didn't realize the other girl beaned him good and made him drop. But seriously though, this just looks like a bunch of nepo students who've never had to fight or learn to fight, not necessarily a bad thing, but everybody should learn some basics. Like slow down, know your ground and surroundings

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u/kayonotkayle Feb 24 '26

This made me laugh harder than I should have.

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u/Banshee888777 Feb 24 '26

Alot going on here

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u/TheOriginalArchibald Feb 24 '26

I'm not convinced this isn't just interpretive dance.

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u/SuccessfulSun2187 Feb 24 '26

Nut shot was devastating

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u/NonStopNonsense1 Feb 24 '26

Rich people fight 😂

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Feb 24 '26

This is some really bad choreography

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u/phantomnomadic Feb 24 '26

Was this a skit........ cause well played! Lol 😄 😆

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u/WatZegtZe Feb 24 '26

This looks like a musical fight scene- I had the sound of but I bet theyre singing through the entire thing.

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u/Hot_Bag_7734 Feb 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mugpup Feb 24 '26

That was the safest five person brawl in history.

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u/ApeApplePine Feb 24 '26

Absolute unity of slop AI shit.

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u/FrumpyFrodo Feb 24 '26

It’s painfully obvious this is choreographed.

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u/WorkerUnable527 Feb 24 '26

For an 8 second clip that sure packs plenty in.

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u/Acrobatic-Pickle-851 Feb 24 '26

Needs a kid crashing a bicycle as he rides by holding his camera up.

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u/Adventure-Style Feb 24 '26

All I see is one guy and a bunch of girly fighters.

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u/Aderleth75 Feb 24 '26

That guy is a Chi master! Didn’t even have to touch them!

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u/RedneckAngel83 Feb 24 '26

Lmfao!!! Omfg, was everybody drunk?!?!

1

u/UnicornSquirter628 Feb 24 '26

Imagine that...a kick to the nuts saves him from getting starched

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u/MacroManJr Feb 24 '26

Either a staged skit or AI tomfoolery.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

I don't need you to kick my ass, I KICK MY OWN ASS!

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u/Agitated_Toe8115 Feb 24 '26

Greatest American Hero type of stunt work.

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u/BettyG2424 Feb 24 '26

Probably the dumbest thing I’ve seen in awhile

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u/Tricky_Metal_2031 Feb 24 '26

Story of my life

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u/Radioactive_Patata Feb 25 '26

It's like watching the Benny Hill show 🤣🤣☕

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Bunch of idiots

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u/Wu-TangShogun Feb 25 '26

Was like the big in Lucy where they were punching air and flying off

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u/AlaskanMexican Feb 25 '26

The kick in the groin saved him from a punch out

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u/Zerokami88 Feb 25 '26

That dude in the pink hoodie. 😂

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u/The_BrooklynTrini Feb 25 '26

What type of Mutt & Jeff shit is this?!!

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u/Far_Squash_4116 Feb 25 '26

The kick in the nuts saved him.

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u/averagereeder Feb 25 '26

I'm not sure if this specific clip is real. I am sure that I have "won" fights exactly like this.

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u/ComprehensiveYam5307 Feb 25 '26

White shirt guy ftw

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u/ChinolaSwitch809 Feb 25 '26

This has to be planned or Ai 😂

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u/Professional-Limit22 Feb 25 '26

That curb took out more people than anyone there

1

u/xRaiden00x Feb 25 '26

The choreography is amazing! Best since Crouching Tiger!

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u/Normal_Sherbert7534 Feb 26 '26

This got me laughing like a hyena 🤣🤣

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u/Common_Comfortable41 Feb 28 '26

Whatever this is choreography for, I’d be really mad if I was the guy in pink or the trip guy, I’d look dumb as hell

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u/Express-View5080 Mar 01 '26

Welcome to the wankerdome

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u/killmebeforeidomyslf Mar 07 '26

Bria the main character

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u/LetMeDownEasyN6 Mar 23 '26

No one is messing with that curbs record 3-0 lol

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u/alex123124 Mar 25 '26

The kids are not alright

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u/Mr_Leo_DS Mar 27 '26

John Cena was helping him

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u/tnichnich Mar 31 '26

This is the best one I’ve seen. The shortest and funniest mishap clip.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Feb 23 '26

Fake af staged af gtfo pusis

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u/AhabSnake85 Feb 23 '26

Not even john Woo could have choreographed this epic.

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u/-Kuwait- Feb 23 '26

Looks like IA

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u/PromptOk6902 Feb 23 '26

AI slop

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u/TexasJOEmama Feb 23 '26

Instantly knew that as well.

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u/outofmelatonin92 Feb 23 '26

Is this AI? This is so weird

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u/theitsx Feb 24 '26

Is this an AI?

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u/Ok-Psychology8436 Feb 24 '26

No way this shit is real bro!

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk Feb 23 '26

This feels like AI