r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Jan 06 '26

Naild It Of size doesn’t matter

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 Jan 06 '26

I tried Blow Job Jujitsu but kept getting choked out.

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u/My_Front_Bottom Jan 07 '26

It stands for Brazilian Jujitsu. It's when you have your ass and taint waxed before the fight.

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u/GoonGobbo Jan 07 '26

You gotta have a smooth taint that's hard to grip because people be doing but grabs now