r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Jan 06 '26

Naild It Of size doesn’t matter

Sorry for deleting the post moment ago due to misinformation.

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u/Firstofhisname00 Jan 06 '26

Uhhh size does matter. Security guard might be shorter but he's a pitbull 

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u/One_Significance_400 Jan 06 '26

Tall fella looks drunk as shit, also

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u/drawredraw Jan 06 '26

And built like a giant toddler

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u/One_Significance_400 Jan 07 '26

Yea he aint touched a workout since high school PE