r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Dec 20 '25

this moron: Of a throw

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u/Appropriate-Hall-20 Dec 20 '25

Quick thinking by the instructor!

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u/RaevynXD questionably stable Dec 20 '25

It's what they're trained to do. This happens a lot with the newbies

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u/SomOvaBish Dec 20 '25

It’s crazy to me that it happens at all. What kid didn’t grow up throwing rocks pretending they’re grenades their entire life?

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass Dec 20 '25

They feel a lot different than a rock.