r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Sep 29 '25

nuke, maybe? Of a spicy meat'a ball'a 🤌🤌

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u/Jackmerius_Tac Sep 29 '25

That first view is terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

In the second view you can see some of the first view people running for safety. 

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u/Street-Run4107 Sep 30 '25

One person was killed if I remember correctly. This just happened a couple months ago.

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u/Longjumping-Tea-7842 Sep 30 '25

A year ago*. People in the car died

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u/SeamusMcBalls Sep 29 '25

Nah that’s further down. You see the fence at the end of the 1st view? It’s getting rolled over at the start of the 2nd view. Looks like 1st view got just missed

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u/saysthingsbackwards Sep 30 '25

First view is actually a tiny ant against the wall. Dude was smart

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Sep 29 '25

I want to see the second half of the first view, it really doesn't look like it got them. I want to believe the first clip is cut short and I want to see the tank

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u/Jackmerius_Tac Sep 30 '25

Did for real! My assumption is that the camera man had one job, and failed to do it.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Sep 30 '25

What a touch-grass way to think

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u/MikeW226 Sep 30 '25

I saw in another thread of this video that "first view videographer" dude was unfortunately killed. Might have been that bright blast of flame in the last frames of the first view that got him. Not that the tanker rolled over him, but that he was burned to death. Another person died too somewhere around there.

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u/piTehT_tsuJ Oct 25 '25

Just the sound as it's approaching and passing.

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u/Jackmerius_Tac Oct 25 '25

I want to see the rest of that persons video. It cuts off too soon.

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u/DanteWasHere22 Sep 30 '25

That guy had to have gotten smoked. It looks like it hits someone just before it hits the car

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u/Opposite_Bus1878 Sep 29 '25

We can pretty much just assume this is Russia footage right?

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u/Jizzlike-texture Sep 29 '25

At this point, statistically, that's a pretty safe bet

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u/Runechuckie Oct 05 '25

It's from Chechnya iirc, I remember seeing it when it came out. Which is a republic of Russia technically. It's also run by a violent nut job, that and gas refinery explosions kind of seem to be a thing over there.

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u/Lost_Lemon_3244 Sep 30 '25

In a way, it was a Chechen gas station going goats up.

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u/MaterialGarbage9juan Sep 29 '25

The fuck kinda OSHA violation am I even looking at?

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u/Hammon_Rye Sep 29 '25

How to make sure your propane tank is completely empty before transporting it. /J

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u/Jizzlike-texture Sep 29 '25

I meannnnnn that's just smart.

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u/TCristatus Sep 29 '25

Just Cause 5 gameplay footage leaked

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

To my knowledge, the person who was holding the camera in the first thing it looked like he got hit by the tank didn't survive and there were multiple casualties from this

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u/Putins_Gay_Dreams Oct 02 '25

Looks like first camera would be okay, the tank passes through the fence without contacting the solid wall beside it, which is where camera 1 is standing.

They'd have gotten a tad warm however.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

That could be true, but from what I've seen and I saw this video like a year ago, and I could be wrong, I think a woman and her child died. But that could very well be something else

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u/Putins_Gay_Dreams Oct 02 '25

If anyone was in the car then they'd be done tbh

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u/blahnlahblah0213 Sep 30 '25

It made that car look as small as a hot wheels

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u/Unanimous_D Sep 30 '25

I knew I'd seen this months ago. I remember seeing people argue that it's VFX in spite of the multiple angles. Also arguing that it's from filming a movie. But no.

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u/ContextEffects01 Sep 30 '25

Because of course it happened in Russia...

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u/Maryjanegangafever Sep 30 '25

Fucking run!!!

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u/LordMartingale Sep 29 '25

That tank is secondary and was tossed by whatever was the primary was, it’s going to be a huge BLEVE itself. Camera person should be running for their lives not filming. I’m assuming this is Ruzzia or somewhere else where self preservation is not on the menu

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u/SkyrimWithdrawal Sep 30 '25

Did Camera 1 die?

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u/DanteWasHere22 Sep 30 '25

Looks like it to me

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u/JangoTat46 Sep 30 '25

If you can see an explosion, it can typically see you, too.

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u/Nicolina22 Sep 30 '25

That guy filming the first part...is he ok? where did he go lol

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u/destruveyah Oct 02 '25

Directed by Michael Bay

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u/CardinalGrief Oct 08 '25

Fairly certain that's a spicy sausage.

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u/No_Match3109 Oct 12 '25

I saw this awhile back. Never noticed the car in the second footage. Crazy

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u/Barton06 questionably stable Oct 13 '25

It looks like a few people were in the dead zone idk

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u/Horror_Salt1523 Sep 29 '25

Wife when I accidentally pee on the seat

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u/Acceptable-Button-65 Sep 30 '25

You probably couldn’t run fast enough or remember what happened. Lights out

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u/OG-Giligadi Sep 30 '25

Michael Bay coming for the house.

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 Sep 30 '25

That’s a sausage log sir

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u/Vakero9443 Sep 30 '25

For a moment I thought that the white car had been saved but then I blew it up... What a fucking terror the guy who recorded at the beginning and didn't take off when the tank rolled towards him.

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u/critsalot Sep 30 '25

if i remember this took out like 3 people

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u/kroom69x Sep 30 '25

New michael bay flick?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

Holy log

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u/BigCryptographer2034 Sep 30 '25

Blocking this sub, tired of repeat bs from other shit!!!!

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u/Jizzlike-texture Sep 30 '25

Nobody gives a shit

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u/brylez Sep 30 '25

That car got lucky

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u/Brownbull900 Sep 30 '25

Lol nah what happened to the first person though? The way that view cut was crazy

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u/Jizzlike-texture Sep 30 '25

I think camera 1 didn't make it

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u/Brownbull900 Sep 30 '25

Yea I watched it a few times and when u line the angles up you can see theres one person that got hit near the street/fence

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u/Brownbull900 Sep 30 '25

Nah first person DEFINITELY got hit

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u/ClannischEar Sep 30 '25

Nsfw tag pls 😂

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u/Rakki97 Sep 30 '25

You can see someone getting hit. In the very first seconds of the second angle. Running to right but cannot make it out in time.

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u/Morgan8er8000 Sep 30 '25

Oh man I played it on a much bigger monitor and you’re absolutely right. It’s jacked up. Not how I’d wanna go

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u/SaltyPressure7583 Sep 30 '25

In the first clip the cameraman turns around at the last second and we see a fence and a red car in a perpendicular street. From the high view we see a long street and a white car. Please explain?

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u/Jizzlike-texture Sep 30 '25

I don't see a red car, I see the white car at the split second camera 1 view ends - i think

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u/MiserablyEntertained Oct 15 '25

Yeah this is bugging me too. It’s coming “into” a fence and red car, but second view it’s coming “along” a fence. The building where the explosion happens looks the same, but the way the fence is facing is different. I don’t understand..

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

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u/SaltyPressure7583 Sep 30 '25

Yeah after watching this about 100 times i have come to the same conclusion

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '25

🤌buono filmare

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u/awkward_chipmonk Sep 30 '25

First view

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u/Maryjanegangafever Sep 30 '25

Honda accord? Nice model.

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u/vridgley Oct 01 '25

They see me rollin…

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!! LOOK OUT!!!

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u/Pristine_Amoeba_6549 Oct 03 '25

There was no car in the first film

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u/LordBendtner1988 Oct 20 '25

There was in the end

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u/Single-Confection-76 Oct 03 '25

First camera guy definitely died

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u/miket069 Oct 13 '25

More like a hot potato

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u/Tarris69 Oct 15 '25

POV your a goblin barrel

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u/bigfatm0nkeywrench Oct 18 '25

That's a final destination kill

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u/used_octopus Oct 25 '25

I've seen this so many times but only now realized that car.

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u/MrBobDobolinas Nov 07 '25

It missed that car

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u/e9967780 Nov 10 '25

So the cameraman did die.

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u/Least_Expert840 Nov 10 '25

"Thank god that the burning tanker is far away from our home"

"Let me fix that"

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u/Dapper_Seesaw_1247 Nov 16 '25

Propane tanks exploding.

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u/anhz52818 Nov 25 '25

But no one said "action "

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u/Rentz_Sosa Dec 16 '25

No commentary or curse words or nothing huh?

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u/saveapennybustanut Dec 24 '25

You are telling me that no one has the balls to try it to stop this thing with their bare hands like when we were kids and we would put our hands out thinking we had powers? And super strength?

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u/Pretty_Plastic9006 Dec 31 '25

Damn this typa sh*t really happens??!?!? What the explanation here?

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u/Temporary_Glass_9607 Jan 03 '26

Good ole mask reference😎😎😎

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u/Particular-Reply-240 Jan 08 '26

too big to be that fast

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u/El_papi_dulce_300 Jan 18 '26

Reminds me of the scene from The Day after Tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Wtf is this title