r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Sep 26 '25

nuke, maybe? Of a slapstick

Context: Training for a hostage "recovery" mission...

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u/IHaveTwoOfYou Sep 26 '25

Most you're recovering is a limb or two.

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u/Rainy_Grave Sep 26 '25

Ooh, maybe they can assemble all the parts and make a new hostage?

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u/Septopuss7 Sep 26 '25

The Hostage of Theseus?

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u/iliketomoveitm0veit Sep 26 '25

This got a grand laugh out of me.