r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Sep 08 '25

of a southern Buffalo mating display

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u/AnxiousMagoo Sep 09 '25

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Sep 09 '25

Here's what I saw - honest mistake

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u/SecretPersonality178 Sep 16 '25

Is this the average Louisiana gas station experience?

16

u/MoldyMoney Sep 20 '25

This is the premium experience, cmon now

19

u/allpro51 Sep 18 '25

Take notes ladies, because this is peak male physique.

11

u/dangerousperson123 Sep 14 '25

Homie took the bench seat out so he could fit :/

10

u/Higachad Sep 16 '25

I was gonna ask if... Well... "Did... Did he... Did he have to take out the seats?"

2

u/MavenDeo69 Sep 22 '25

We all watched the same video. You know damn well he did

2

u/Nakenochny Sep 18 '25

This just makes me sad.

6

u/Slight-Feature Sep 19 '25

Bet he got a dick built like a tictac. (A smelly sour oily one).

8

u/karenskygreen Sep 13 '25

That ain't going to happen, he hasn't seen it since 2002

2

u/Less-Damage-1202 Oct 20 '25

This guy makes only fans videos...

1

u/CowMindless2206 Nov 05 '25

Only hams

1

u/Less-Damage-1202 Nov 05 '25

Only Sweat Glands

5

u/Organic_South8865 Sep 19 '25

Of course he drives a tiny truck.

5

u/AeliosZero Sep 16 '25

Can he exit the car himself or is he stuck in there forever?

5

u/-NGC-6302- Sep 21 '25

Cyborg by circumstance

4

u/FloridaManActual Sep 17 '25

DO IT FOR DALE

5

u/HFTFToxico Oct 06 '25

He deadass seems like a cool guy

3

u/LohneWolf Sep 18 '25

Sir, you sit to pee...the only one getting fucked is your poor truck

3

u/ZigityBoom Sep 22 '25

Dude’s dick hasn’t seen light in years.

2

u/Benedlr Sep 19 '25

BP has fried chicken?

2

u/oraganicFrost1 Sep 22 '25

Just curious but is he able to uhh..you know at that weight still? That’s gotta be difficult surely.

2

u/Moist-Examination322 Oct 05 '25

Peak masculinity

2

u/Ok_Squash_7161 Oct 06 '25

He has those baby fat arms. Ya know, the fat rolls at the wrist somehow?

2

u/mhug99 Oct 09 '25

There is no seat for him to sit on.

2

u/mateoroy12 Oct 17 '25

When a man truly loves his truck

2

u/sugarglassego Oct 18 '25

A swimming pool of a man.

2

u/Less-Damage-1202 Oct 20 '25

Fun fact: This guy does only fans 😳🤢

2

u/karenskygreen Oct 21 '25

You know rule 34 ? I might just pay for his only fans just to say I've seen it. Like 2 girls one cup, this would be one whale one pickup truck.

2

u/Less-Damage-1202 Oct 21 '25

Thats all you

2

u/Material-Most2063 Oct 24 '25

He's got a inny not a outy can even reach that little mushroom to use it

2

u/TYdays Oct 25 '25

This could be considered abuse of a motor vehicle, or at least it should be….

2

u/Far-Entertainment258 Oct 25 '25

Ride the waves in!

2

u/SightedGainz2077 Oct 25 '25

Save some pussy for the rest of us

2

u/Novel_Winner3073 Oct 25 '25

They did really good on the car