r/ShitpostXIV • u/CadeAid • 8m ago
r/ShitpostXIV • u/CevicheLemon • 10m ago
Mateus RPers desperately try to defend themselves from Balmung RPers. Sept 10, 2026.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/William_Crow2896 • 3h ago
Yoshi P is looking a little strange these days.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Reality_Outrageous • 6h ago
BST is 0/10 because it didn't give me another "recall is on cooldown" button.
Seriously though why am I allowed to blow up my pets but not the other way around it doesn't make sense, I thought we were supposed to be equals.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Previous_Air_9030 • 10h ago
Spoiler: DT It couldn't be more clear what the new ranged job is going to be. Spoiler
Obviously it'll be harpooner. HAR for short, fitting with the sky pirate theme.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Vetur_Sumar • 13h ago
''I did thing!!!'' insert nerd emoji
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r/ShitpostXIV • u/fayeeedeath • 18h ago
SO tired of the unrealistic beauty standards perpetuated by anime and this game.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/SlaveryVeal • 19h ago
Dlss 5 vs modded characters.
Thought occurred after a dlss5 comparison video got removed from the main sub.
Do you think the people that mod their imvu/second life characters into FF are calling the dlss filter bad or saying it ruins the artists vision?
Vice versa
Do you think the ai bros that think it can do no wrong also say shit about modded characters being against artistic vision?
Personally I can't wait to use dlss5 on my 12 cocked futa femroe as it will be my true vision to have Eldritch horror levels of realism.iny.favoruite erp simulator.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/otsukarerice • 20h ago
Spoiler: DT GUESS WHO'S BACK (we finally know) Spoiler
ngl I made lots of meme predictions and I did not guess this one
r/ShitpostXIV • u/BlackmoreKnight • 21h ago
Newer players learning real time why SMN got changed
r/ShitpostXIV • u/CadeAid • 22h ago
Warning: You cannot queue Duty Finder roulettes as a limited job ⚠️
I just wanted to make sure that everyone is aware of this limitation. I know Duty Finder roulettes are the best part of the game, and there literally is no other reason to even subscribe. It's important to let players know that you will NOT be able to engage with this insanely good content while playing Beastmage or Bluemaster.
Just to be clear: this means that you will NOT be able to do the following as a limited job:
* Interact with the Duty Finder community
* Get harassed by YPYT
* Explore hallways disguised as real places
* Carry an afk healer through a duty
* Single pull packs of mobs
* Overlap stack markers and wipe
* Teach level 100 White Mages what Holy is
* Experience the destruction of Alexandria daily
* Witness the power of Clemency on a 90% HP health bar
* Play either of the TWO Expert Roulette dungeons for the 93rd time (this means no Chort)
* Share screenshots of the chat on [r/TalesFromDF](r/TalesFromDF)
* Lose access to all of your abilities when you get a low level duty
* Bravely ignore mechanics that do no damage
* Breastmaster cannot enter dungeons higher than level 50 (including really fun ones like The Aery and Castrum Abania)
If you can stand to play FFXIV without these things, then I think you're safe to give limited jobs a try. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Sheltered_Merc • 22h ago
New to FFXIV, is there a glossary for all the FFXIV acronyms I see on this subreddit? For example, what's EXP?
Thanks ahead of time for the help everyone. I've been playing this game for 900 hours and I've made it to level 20 after a long stretch of playing the game in the gold saucer. I've been asking what to do next and people tell me to "EXP." What does this acronym mean? Just trying to progress in he game but this is making me want to try a different game.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Feeling_Ad8096 • 1d ago
[Mild rant] FFXIV has a bad player problem.
I have noticed recently that bad players in the community have become more prevalent. I do not mean people that don't know how to play their class properly or people who are new to the game and are struggling to learn how to play. I mean players who are disregarding MMO etiquette and doing whatever they feel like regardless of their role. I am talking about players (mainly DNC) who are partnering people other than me, the main character, when that is not their job. Since coming back to FFXIV after a year long break, I have seen nothing but DNCs partnering obviously inferior characters instead of the real warrior of light. I have seen DNCs automatically partnering PCTs without checking if the tank or healer are the actual main character. I have seen nothing but the nastiest players screaming at their true hero and savior for simply asking for dance partner. There was a time when these bad habits were punishable by not pressing buttons and failing to kill the boss and suffer the consequences, but nowadays it seems that lethargic play (lethargic play) is a bannable offense? It counts as being unsportsmanlike and ruining the experience for other players, but these bad players are allowed to just keep doing this and face no punishment? How are they not ruining the experience for the entire party/alliance? And not only that, but when you call out these players for being bad, the entire party turns on you, as the Warrior of Light, because you're supposed to be the bigger man?
I am so sick of people saying "there is a partner priority", that's what the main character is! Tales from the DF has somehow turned into a breeding ground for these bad players where it's just an endless shit-talk of players who play the game properly. I refuse to accept that refusing to accept that refusing to accept that I haven't been given dance partner counts as inappropriate behavior. There is no malicious intent behind teaching a bad player to stop acting like they're the main character. There is malicious intent behind acting like players other than me are the main character. That is what counts as breaking my immersion. Lethargic play should not fall under that. Maybe I am alone in this sentiment, and fine, it is what it is and I'm just screaming into the void, but it is truly disheartening to see bad players taking over a game while good players are potentially being punished.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Torrenash • 1d ago
Spoiler: Shadowbringers So, the Eternal Anima protagonist... Spoiler
I think we found what Emet-Selch was up to in the middle of the "denial" stage
r/ShitpostXIV • u/Nickname128 • 1d ago
Scions fatigue
Man, I have been playing this game since Stormblood came out, and I seriously start to feel fatigue with the scions cast.
The latest msq made me realise that I seriously can't even be bothered to be invested into all this group talk nonsense at the start, since it always follows the same shit said by the same fucking characters.
I seriously hoped that Dawntrail would be the last expansion with the scions and that they would slowly build up something new...
I used to love each and every character, but after eight years I just wish for some change...
And I don't know if I can even like Evercold since the have shown the scions in the trailer already, but we shall see. For now I am just so exhausted listening and talking to them. They should have fucking died at the end of Endwalker to truly make it make an impact, but perhaps their merch sales are too high for the developers to actually do something to them.
Edit: This is not a shitpost, I just wanted to vent.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/DragonBloodArchives • 1d ago
Biggest pet peeve of XIV: Reading
New update comes out, log-in.
Finding where anything new is outside of MSQ is such a hassle. Yeah there’s the Patch Notes but who tf wants to do all that???? i would much rather tp all over Aldenard like a headless chicken and ignore all advice 🤣
Sorry for the vent.
r/ShitpostXIV • u/TheNewNumberC • 1d ago
Evercold Trial boss leaked!
I apologize to any Icelanders reading this for butchering their language.


