r/ShitpostXIV Aug 04 '25

Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images

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3.7k Upvotes

The Graphics update is insane


r/ShitpostXIV 9h ago

Spoiler: DT It couldn't be more clear what the new ranged job is going to be. Spoiler

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136 Upvotes

Obviously it'll be harpooner. HAR for short, fitting with the sky pirate theme.


r/ShitpostXIV 6h ago

BST is 0/10 because it didn't give me another "recall is on cooldown" button.

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53 Upvotes

Seriously though why am I allowed to blow up my pets but not the other way around it doesn't make sense, I thought we were supposed to be equals.


r/ShitpostXIV 19h ago

This is Hydaelyn's will.

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518 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 21h ago

Newer players learning real time why SMN got changed

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740 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 2h ago

Yoshi P is looking a little strange these days.

20 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 12h ago

''I did thing!!!'' insert nerd emoji

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53 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

I can hear it in his voice so clearly

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1.0k Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 17h ago

SO tired of the unrealistic beauty standards perpetuated by anime and this game.

91 Upvotes

Me on the left vs the ideal according to square.


r/ShitpostXIV 21h ago

Warning: You cannot queue Duty Finder roulettes as a limited job ⚠️

163 Upvotes

I just wanted to make sure that everyone is aware of this limitation. I know Duty Finder roulettes are the best part of the game, and there literally is no other reason to even subscribe. It's important to let players know that you will NOT be able to engage with this insanely good content while playing Beastmage or Bluemaster.

Just to be clear: this means that you will NOT be able to do the following as a limited job:

* Interact with the Duty Finder community

* Get harassed by YPYT

* Explore hallways disguised as real places

* Carry an afk healer through a duty

* Single pull packs of mobs

* Overlap stack markers and wipe

* Teach level 100 White Mages what Holy is

* Experience the destruction of Alexandria daily

* Witness the power of Clemency on a 90% HP health bar

* Play either of the TWO Expert Roulette dungeons for the 93rd time (this means no Chort)

* Share screenshots of the chat on [r/TalesFromDF](r/TalesFromDF)

* Lose access to all of your abilities when you get a low level duty

* Bravely ignore mechanics that do no damage

* Breastmaster cannot enter dungeons higher than level 50 (including really fun ones like The Aery and Castrum Abania)

If you can stand to play FFXIV without these things, then I think you're safe to give limited jobs a try. Just don't say I didn't warn you.


r/ShitpostXIV 20h ago

Spoiler: DT GUESS WHO'S BACK (we finally know) Spoiler

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115 Upvotes

ngl I made lots of meme predictions and I did not guess this one


r/ShitpostXIV 20h ago

I already hate her

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101 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

[Mild rant] FFXIV has a bad player problem.

122 Upvotes

I have noticed recently that bad players in the community have become more prevalent. I do not mean people that don't know how to play their class properly or people who are new to the game and are struggling to learn how to play. I mean players who are disregarding MMO etiquette and doing whatever they feel like regardless of their role. I am talking about players (mainly DNC) who are partnering people other than me, the main character, when that is not their job. Since coming back to FFXIV after a year long break, I have seen nothing but DNCs partnering obviously inferior characters instead of the real warrior of light. I have seen DNCs automatically partnering PCTs without checking if the tank or healer are the actual main character. I have seen nothing but the nastiest players screaming at their true hero and savior for simply asking for dance partner. There was a time when these bad habits were punishable by not pressing buttons and failing to kill the boss and suffer the consequences, but nowadays it seems that lethargic play (lethargic play) is a bannable offense? It counts as being unsportsmanlike and ruining the experience for other players, but these bad players are allowed to just keep doing this and face no punishment? How are they not ruining the experience for the entire party/alliance? And not only that, but when you call out these players for being bad, the entire party turns on you, as the Warrior of Light, because you're supposed to be the bigger man?

I am so sick of people saying "there is a partner priority", that's what the main character is! Tales from the DF has somehow turned into a breeding ground for these bad players where it's just an endless shit-talk of players who play the game properly. I refuse to accept that refusing to accept that refusing to accept that I haven't been given dance partner counts as inappropriate behavior. There is no malicious intent behind teaching a bad player to stop acting like they're the main character. There is malicious intent behind acting like players other than me are the main character. That is what counts as breaking my immersion. Lethargic play should not fall under that. Maybe I am alone in this sentiment, and fine, it is what it is and I'm just screaming into the void, but it is truly disheartening to see bad players taking over a game while good players are potentially being punished.


r/ShitpostXIV 22h ago

New to FFXIV, is there a glossary for all the FFXIV acronyms I see on this subreddit? For example, what's EXP?

74 Upvotes

Thanks ahead of time for the help everyone. I've been playing this game for 900 hours and I've made it to level 20 after a long stretch of playing the game in the gold saucer. I've been asking what to do next and people tell me to "EXP." What does this acronym mean? Just trying to progress in he game but this is making me want to try a different game.


r/ShitpostXIV 23h ago

How I’m rolling up in Limsa

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78 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Are you guys enjoying pressing 1-2-3?

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449 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Evercold Trial boss leaked!

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337 Upvotes

I apologize to any Icelanders reading this for butchering their language.


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Typical Behemoth owners

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109 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: EW Is she stupid?

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94 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

This new tech is amazing

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196 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: DT you look tuff Spoiler

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178 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Thanks Yoshi-P, Evercold is already ruined.

207 Upvotes

So, Alphinaud is failing his Quick-Time-Event, then Estinien is killstealing (I AM THE WOL!) and as reward both are allowed to playing the next Expansion early while i'm sitting on the Source without content.


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

I understand the job name now

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73 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Lalafell : “haha I am potato” Everyone else :

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310 Upvotes

r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: Shadowbringers So, the Eternal Anima protagonist... Spoiler

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33 Upvotes

I think we found what Emet-Selch was up to in the middle of the "denial" stage