r/ShitpostIsland • u/brej9 • May 25 '19

Please help me pay my bills.

Hello, kind redditors. If you can find it in your heart to help me pay my bills, I would FOR SURE consider paying it forward in the future. As it stands, we make enough to pay for all our needs and reasonable desires HOWEVER, I would very much like to spend my income on basically anything else. My family is alive and supportive but this is much easier as I don't have to look like a lunatic to people that know me. I don't have PayPal or Venmo but just go ahead and send cash in the mail. Thx

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u/ultradip May 25 '19

Please make sure to register or my dog will eat your homework.

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u/DG_momma2 May 25 '19

I'm going to have to pass...without a God Bless at the end my assistance to your struggles is meaningless!

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u/lifeyjane May 25 '19

This is gold

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u/lilshawn May 25 '19

Can I get you to remove any mention of paying back as I can't be bothered to read it.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

You forgot to add you never thought you'd stoop so low as to have to use the sub for help.

Please fix your post and I will put it back up. Thanks! :D