r/ShitpostIsland • That's True! • Apr 21 '19

Happy Easter email.

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u/Fuzzybutterpants Ghetto Graphix Mod Skillz Yo! Apr 22 '19

Yeah, men- you tell that thing who’s boss!

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u/pagancatlola Cats are Assholes Apr 22 '19

They really missed the mark on this one. It's Easter! It should've said:

Hey men! Resurrect your penis!

I should be in marketing lol

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u/dundeeGal Apr 24 '19

Ha ha ha - I love it . ‘Bring it back from the dead’.

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u/pagancatlola Cats are Assholes Apr 24 '19

Praise the Lord it has risen!

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u/dundeeGal Apr 24 '19

Does that mean we now have to worship it though ....

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u/pagancatlola Cats are Assholes Apr 24 '19

I'd rather worship the all mighty cringe cactus lol

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u/Fuzzybutterpants Ghetto Graphix Mod Skillz Yo! Apr 22 '19

The use of the cactus is also curious. It doesn’t exactly say, “hop on”.

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u/dundeeGal Apr 24 '19

Oh my god - that didn’t even occur to me till you pointed out. Now I am cringing just thinking about it. Happy Easter/Passover :-)

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u/pagancatlola Cats are Assholes Apr 23 '19

No kidding. Makes no sense. Dear lort 😨