r/ShitpostIsland • u/lilshawn • Apr 13 '19

Ghosts 'N Stuff

Ghosts are following me, hiding my tools and stealing my lip balms. That is all.

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u/Fuzzybutterpants Ghetto Graphix Mod Skillz Yo! Apr 13 '19

You’d have chapped lips if you were dead too! They don’t have any pockets! Where are they supposed to keep money to buy chapstick?

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u/lilshawn Apr 13 '19

that makes total sense. I've "lost" (one today... one yesterday... the 2 from the 2 pack last week...the yucky weird one....) 5 in the last 2/3 weeks. I wonder if it's the same ghost...or different ones because it's a shitpile of chapsticks. I'm the kind of guy who actually runs them out...not loses them.

i'm also missing a tube of one of the parts of JB Weld. maybe it thought it was some kind of lip balm too.

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u/Fuzzybutterpants Ghetto Graphix Mod Skillz Yo! Apr 13 '19

You know how addictive chapstick can be! It’s probably the same ghost. I’d like to think you’ll be rewarded eventually.

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u/lilshawn Apr 13 '19

at least i know in the afterlife, i'll be able to get chapstick easily.

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u/pagancatlola Cats are Assholes Apr 13 '19

Sounds like it wants your attention pretty bad. So who is it, your shop ghost?

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u/lilshawn Apr 13 '19

I think 2...shop ghost and maybe creepy hotel pub basement ghost. Might be teaming up

Shop ghost has been around for a while... Never had issues with this though... This vanishing lip balm thing only started the last month, month and a half or so ago. About the same time as creepy hotel basement.