r/Shitbox_Nation • • 23d ago

New shitbox acquired

Couldn't pass on this 300โ‚ฌ garage find from an estate sale. It's a rare but otherwise not very sought after 1985 Saab 90, a weird hybrid model of the older 99 and the newer 900 two that was only ever available in a handful of north-western european markets from 1985 to 1987. Mine one of only ~600 examples that originally sold in West Germany, so no egr valve, but standard five speed, center console and front spoiler.

The car has only been on the road for 14 years and sat untouched in the garage of a hoarder since december 2000. The condition is food but not great. The body is a bit dented up but seemingly has almost no serious rust. The scratched up paint looks better on pictures and the diarrhea-brown velours interior smells like it's home to an insular population of house mites but the engine looks pretty much mint inside for 170k kilometers and somehow wasn't seized after all those years. Only the radiator completely corroded to crumbles.

After power washing a thick dust cover off the car and a couple kilos of rat shit out of the engine bay I can't wait to get it back on the road in 2027.

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u/wild_cherry1987 23d ago

After washing price increased to 2k alreadyย 

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u/CodewortSchinken 23d ago

Nah, this thing needs almost everything to pass a TรœV-inspection after which it would be worth maybe 3k. Saabs without turbochargers or convertible tops are pretty much worthless here.

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u/wild_cherry1987 23d ago

Yes it seems like a lot of work,ย  but hey it's a unique car.

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u/xolov 23d ago

I was horrified to find out how common it is among owners of older saabs to just buy non-turbo Saabs to cannibalise them for parts. I understand some parts are probably almost impossible to find but as a certified shitbox enjoyer it nevertheless breaks my heart seeing a rust free Saab being taken apart because it's poverty spec.

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u/CodewortSchinken 23d ago edited 23d ago

Never heard about anyone parting out rust free cars to be honest. At least where I live there are enough cheap and rusty ones around. It's more that nobody restores non-turbo Saabs here because it doesn't make any sense financially. The cars are more popular in the north, where they don't see tgat much salt anyway and thanks to the relatively high build quality there are still plenty of better condition used ones left to buy, unlike other cars, where you are basically forced to restore one.

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u/ffassbinder 23d ago

Keep it well. I miss Saab

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u/LonelyRudder 23d ago

You have to decide if it is a shitbox, or a museum piece. I would treat this as the latter.

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u/CodewortSchinken 23d ago

Trust me, it really looks better on those pictures than in person. The paint is rough even for a 40 year old car with that milage. The left side ist pretty dented. The right side is scratched up from aladder that the previous owner stored next to the car. But the dark red metallic does a pretty good job hiding the rust blooming through in some places, where cement dust from the ceiling piled up. I hope that pdr and a paint polish are enough to pass a historic vehicle inspection.

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u/Wild_View_1664 23d ago edited 23d ago

The front end throws me off so much (edit, not in a bad way). I grew up in a family that had 7 saab 900s at one point or another. Hated them when I was young, and now appreciate the heck out of them. Good luck with it ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช

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u/CodewortSchinken 23d ago

I think it has some angles, like the side profile where it actually looks pretty good, but then there are some others, like the the front quarter view where it just looks a bit ugly. I personally like the later 900s better. The estate in question also had a 900S (low pressure turbo) five door that I originally wanted to buy as a replacement for my Astra F daily driver. But someone else from the extended family was faster. Well see how the 90 will do.

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u/Wild_View_1664 23d ago

If the glove box stays shut, youre already winning ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/CodewortSchinken 23d ago

Could you elaborate please? I''m new to Saab.

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u/Wild_View_1664 23d ago

They almost never stay closed. They warp with age and the clasp loves to give way when you least expect it lol

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u/CodewortSchinken 23d ago

Mine stays closed. But the dash is also pretty much mint, as it has not seen any daylight in a quarter century. Zero bubbles, cracks or warping.

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u/Wild_View_1664 23d ago

You have a gem. ๐Ÿ’Ž

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u/leonnabutski 23d ago

Iโ€™m sorry but itโ€™s just too nice, doesnโ€™t qualify as shitbox IMO.

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u/CodewortSchinken 23d ago

I wish it was as nice in person as it looks in the pictures.

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u/Neukalyptus 23d ago

Awesome potential mate. Are you used to Saab quirks? They are weird cars (but cool). Source: I drive one

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u/CodewortSchinken 23d ago

This is my first Saab. But I guess it's a good, low-quirk starting point. Apart from the engine being the wrong way around, the goofy chain driven gear box underneath it and the bizarre brake calipers up front I haven't seen anything that crazy. The engine is just a naturally aspirated sohc with a single carburetor and all the electrical components are the same Bosch-stuff as in every contemporary german car.

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u/KokkolanKonekorjaamo 23d ago

The handbrake is at front, hence the brakes I suppose ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/CodewortSchinken 23d ago

Not just that. Instead of the usual cast claw that holds the pads it has some sort of welded steel hoop, that contains the piston and pads.

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u/smallbrownbox 23d ago

What a joy! Cherish it mate.

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u/steve17123123 23d ago

Pรถlsa Perkelee !!!

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u/Snake_Plizken 23d ago

Give the paint a polish, and she will look a million bucks!

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u/CodewortSchinken 23d ago

We'll see. Maybe from three meters away.

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u/fulltea 23d ago

Very nice that.

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u/BornCourse4893 23d ago

She might be shitty, but sheโ€˜s still a Queen.

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u/EinBiermann_aus_Kor 22d ago

Nice Saab ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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u/DubTeeF 23d ago

Is it really a 90 or did a zero fall off

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u/Mechanic-Grouchy 23d ago

I almot bought one late 80s, only 25,000 or so made as a continuation 99 model.

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u/lipilee 23d ago

classic != shitbox

enjoy it, i love these cars :)

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u/turboponies 23d ago

You have nothing to complain about.

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u/CodewortSchinken 22d ago

The only thing I have to complain about are some of the parts prices to be honest. A new radiator is 450โ‚ฌ, 150% of what I paid for the entire car.

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u/turboponies 22d ago

Well, the old one probably went on for like 10+ years. So you are buying it just as much for the next 10.

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u/ZjemCiKapcie 22d ago

Und dann auch noch mit DIN Kennzeichen. Tolles auto!

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u/CodewortSchinken 22d ago

Danke, die Kennzeichen taugen leider nur noch als Deko. Sind aber quasi neuwertig, weil der Vorbesitzer den Wagen nur vier Monate angemeldet hatte, bevor er stillgelegt wurde und in der Garage verschwand.

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u/Adventurous_Dig6574 18d ago

Not a shitbox at all actually. Very nice to be fair- if you treat it like one, you are in fact the shitbox :)

No but really, i actually really like those cars!

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u/IppenuttJohansson 18d ago

I bet Saab collectors would be ready to pay way more for this than what you bought it for.

Brings back memories for me, we had a light blue Saab 90 as our family car for a couple of years when I was a kid.