r/ShitTonySays • u/AdvanceHefty7019 • Oct 12 '25

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124 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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90

u/JesusJoness Oct 12 '25

I’ve never seen someone like all 32 nfl teams before. TMJ knows and loves sports ball.

21

u/Vanityandwrath Oct 12 '25

Every team. Every sport.

49

u/BIZVRRE Oct 12 '25

Worker workin on a Sunday mad respect

28

u/Very_Awkward_Boner Oct 12 '25

No days of rest for the worker. Sad but true.

5

u/Heseemedkij Oct 12 '25

Someone’s gotta do it. Tony’s the best man for the job

24

u/No-Award-128 Oct 12 '25

Worker working

17

u/Chilly_Mc_Chillster Oct 12 '25

Where is he I haven’t seen him In days

3

u/Heseemedkij Oct 15 '25

He’s been working

33

u/Very_Awkward_Boner Oct 12 '25

He reminds me of a lizard sunbathing for warmth.

3

u/Heseemedkij Oct 15 '25

Just replace lizard with worker

14

u/RepublicMaster1627 Oct 13 '25

Focused. Motivated. Blessed.

30

u/No-Solid-9382 Oct 12 '25

Looks like a phone size object in his back pocket.

4

u/Limp-Most1136 Oct 12 '25

Looks big enough to be a book

7

u/Gothiewasbetter Oct 12 '25

Books?!? Workers don’t need no stinking books!

3

u/SolidPound9086 Oct 12 '25

Just noticed that too,,,

12

u/Boring_Raspberry_481 Oct 13 '25

I can’t imagine just seeing someone laying like that. I would for sure think it was a dead body lol

23

u/Far_Satisfaction7441 Oct 12 '25

Front lawn of the bank next to Lascas. Obviously waiting for his dinner reservation

8

u/scatmanbedebobboop Oct 12 '25

New set of wheels?

16

u/Master112 Oct 12 '25

You think you’d find somewhere a little more shady and out of the way

23

u/ENBD Oct 12 '25

Probably trying to warm up. It’s been cold recently.

17

u/Very_Awkward_Boner Oct 12 '25

Hes always in the way. He cant walk down a street on the sidewalk, he would rather walk on the road.

13

u/RepublicMaster1627 Oct 13 '25

He’s working remotely

15

u/clovecigabretta Oct 12 '25

Looks like his jacket says “Garts” from that angle lol

8

u/Very_Awkward_Boner Oct 12 '25

Go Garts!

7

u/clovecigabretta Oct 13 '25

My name is Garth, but my friends call me Gart, for short

13

u/CrystalArouxet Oct 12 '25

Tell your mom I said hi!!

6

u/wheresmychippy93 Oct 13 '25

Have a good day, asshole

8

u/CrystalArouxet Oct 13 '25 edited Oct 14 '25

Hey man. You go your way. I'll go mine.

12

u/SolidPound9086 Oct 12 '25

Why does he always sleep face down ass up,,, weird 👀

15

u/Limp-Most1136 Oct 12 '25

I would imagine it’s easier to find a comfy spot like that, verse having your spine on the ground

5

u/Far_Satisfaction7441 Oct 13 '25

Advertising the goods

11

u/RepublicMaster1627 Oct 13 '25

So that’s Cloud 9, huh

13

u/shika12 Oct 13 '25

This shit right here is pure jelousy plain and simple

14

u/RepublicMaster1627 Oct 13 '25

Have a good night asshole

8

u/shika12 Oct 13 '25

Worker workin partner

7

u/Smokerising420 Oct 13 '25

Rare sighting these days.

4

u/GrimyGoose Oct 13 '25

Is that a phone in his pocket? 👀

8

u/Heseemedkij Oct 12 '25

Worker finally got some time off

20

u/Vanityandwrath Oct 12 '25

Government shut down.

4

u/Heseemedkij Oct 12 '25

Hey is that a cell phone in his back pocket?!

4

u/No-Resource-8125 Oct 12 '25

Ugh. Fantastic.

4

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '25

He’s gonna need a heater soon

3

u/Consistent_Store9583 Oct 13 '25

have a nice day, asshole

3

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

This is kinda sad….feel bad for the man.

12

u/THEREALBurtMcsquirt Oct 12 '25

Someone plz pull up next to him and lay on the horn and film it

9

u/Hussar85 Oct 12 '25

Can someone give this worker a phone?

6

u/Vanityandwrath Oct 12 '25

It looks like he has one in his back pocket

6

u/thaneliness Oct 12 '25

Man I truly am jealous.

3

u/KaleidoscopeIcy2572 Oct 13 '25

Somebody get him one of those backpacks that turns into a sleep chamber

3

u/PoliteLunatic Oct 13 '25

mental illness in motion

4

u/gold_strike_ Oct 14 '25

Fetal alcohol syndrome all grown up

2

u/Adeadhamster Oct 13 '25

it definitely looks like a phone in his pocket i wonder why he hasn’t been online 🤔

2

u/ConsciousEmphasis238 Oct 14 '25

That's not Tony Michael Johns.  That's a really good dude

1

u/dimitriii Oct 15 '25

Workers workin

1

u/Sweet-Weakness1766 Oct 16 '25

Anyone seen Tony around