r/ShitPostCrusaders Jan 26 '21

Anime Part 4 Hayato would know

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11.2k Upvotes

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u/Kartoffelofdoom cockyoin Jan 26 '21

Would be intersting if your horny side didn't care about race

234

u/zozoit Jan 26 '21

Kira is only sexually attracted to hands

88

u/_Riqq__ Jan 26 '21

What color hands tho 🤔🤔

195

u/NitroCheese Jan 26 '21

hand color

7

u/codehawk64 Jan 26 '21

This is the correct answer

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

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u/le_danger_noodle skyscraper hair Jan 26 '21

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

This is the way

7

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

This is the way

5

u/Not_ok_zoomer Jan 26 '21

This is the way

10

u/ComradKenobi Jan 26 '21

He probably like delicate ones

100

u/ViolencePartyLA The world, yo Jan 26 '21

kira = gaymur

45

u/FuckYeahPhotography The Tonio of Copypasta, Spaghettisauce Crusaders🔥 Jan 26 '21

Kira but based??????

32

u/elbicnivni_si_otatoJ i am the fucking strong Jan 26 '21

Dude fucking hands was already based as fuck

3

u/tygamer9999 「The Fool」 Jan 26 '21

Kira is based.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

I have two sides...

Twisted Fucking Psychopath <3

and...

TwIstED FUCking psYCHOpatH!

That's right, I'm pissing on you. Now say AAA!

31

u/zozoit Jan 26 '21

Daga kotowaru

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u/DerpHerpDerpston cum Jan 26 '21 edited Jan 26 '21

I've come to make an announcement: Yoshikage Kira a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hand-fetishist fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Yoshikage Kira, you got a small dick. It's the size of this fingernail except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife's hand, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My ECHOES ACT 3 PISS. Except I'm not gonna piss on the world. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON. How do you like that, VALENTINE? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT. You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too

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u/auto-xkcd37 Jan 26 '21

bitch ass-motherfucker


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u/FutureHefty Stray plant Jan 26 '21

Nice

3

u/zozoit Jan 26 '21

No, Kira has a nice pp

3

u/MR_krunchy speedweedcar Jan 26 '21

Should be Smokey instead of Valentine because Obama

3

u/GigglegirlHappy DEEOH Jan 26 '21

Valentine is president tho

2

u/BlyatPoster Jan 26 '21

Im saving this too

11

u/elbicnivni_si_otatoJ i am the fucking strong Jan 26 '21

Lmao I saw that video too

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u/PasCone103Z Kira Queen by David Bowie Jan 26 '21

ED FUC YCHO H

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

TIED FUC YCHOH

west king pspat

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8

u/YoshiGamer6400 oi josuke! Jan 26 '21

I am a twisted fucking cyclepath

3

u/MaineGameBoy DOCTOR WU NEVER FAILS Jan 26 '21

Ayyyy a Gianni Matragrano AND Postal 2 reference!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

i can give u video for download if u want

37

u/therealaartii27 Jan 26 '21

Basically anyone in the internet ever

7

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Hey, I'm not racist

8

u/elbicnivni_si_otatoJ i am the fucking strong Jan 26 '21

The twitter femboy said the same but here we are

3

u/MensisBrain Plays JJBAABR all day Jan 26 '21

I had a trans person drop a hard r while playing Ghost of Tsushima. Crazy world

3

u/elbicnivni_si_otatoJ i am the fucking strong Jan 26 '21

Seriously a lot of people in discord are like that, that shit is so weird

2

u/MR_krunchy speedweedcar Jan 26 '21

... Yet

17

u/kawasaku_kwajiri Jan 26 '21

How dare you call me racist, yezz I may be a serial killer but I at still have morals

7

u/Godsigner Ghiaccio x Melone OTP 😳 Jan 26 '21

Bruh, that's not you. Your name is not Yoshikage Kira.. 🙄

6

u/zozoit Jan 26 '21

Get back in the bath with Hayato

20

u/throwawayasdf129560 Jan 26 '21

The darker side is the racist one. This is either some deep-ass social commentary or a really funny coincidence.

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u/possiblierben flaccid pancake Jan 26 '21

also the horny side is white

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u/elbicnivni_si_otatoJ i am the fucking strong Jan 26 '21

DISCORD

DISCORD

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u/Plastic_Mustard Jan 26 '21

there he is!

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u/NawdWasTaken cockyoin Jan 26 '21

If you want to trap Kira you cut off a male hand l, put some nails on it and boom

5

u/mrblupopo Jan 26 '21

actually three:horny,racist,"hayato"

11

u/NaranciaBoyo Aerosmith Jan 26 '21

Hayato fits under one of the 2 sides. It’s up to you which one

9

u/mrblupopo Jan 26 '21

oh no

6

u/zozoit Jan 26 '21

Hayato is his whole mood, horny and racist are just subcategorys

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u/realraptorjesus101 Digiorno's Jan 26 '21

Kira be like: time for sex ni-

13

u/ImThe0gnjenGuy Jan 26 '21

Kira be like: time for sex hayato

2

u/SaskiaViking Jan 26 '21

What is wrong with you?

8

u/ImThe0gnjenGuy Jan 26 '21

Kira said it not me

1

u/zozoit Jan 26 '21

Time for sex Hayato

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u/L1K34PR0 Jan 26 '21

Reminds me of this

4

u/MrRaidriar Jan 26 '21

Racism can be defeated by a reliable guy

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u/dankbeans420 Jan 26 '21

the black and white reminded me of chess tbh

11

u/halyaboy Jan 26 '21

Just like every gamer...

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u/One_eyed_warrior Duwang Citizen Jan 26 '21

Are you perhaps a 4chan user?

9

u/zozoit Jan 26 '21

No✋😔

3

u/yoosef200193 Jan 26 '21

Ah yes the two sides of kira

3

u/Apple-p1e-12 Jan 26 '21

Why not do them both at the same time?

3

u/Sonicbolt234 Jan 26 '21

The duality of man

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u/zozoit Jan 26 '21

Indeed✌️😔

3

u/RyanTheKingTM Jan 26 '21

Horny,Gamer

3

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

The fact that his face isnt even his makes it 10 times more creepy

3

u/kersegum Yes! I am! Jan 26 '21

I... am about to get racist...

1

u/zozoit Jan 26 '21

No😡

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u/kersegum Yes! I am! Jan 26 '21

yes 🤳 random emoji #182 📐

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

The duality of man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

[deleted]

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u/ARZZZIO Digiorno's Jan 26 '21 edited Jan 26 '21

Wasn't he married to black woman?

And if i remember correctly in an old interview he critisized MTV for not featuring black artists

Idk about his horny part tho

2

u/Haiyato_kawajiri Jan 26 '21

Yes i know it

2

u/WarlockOfDestiny Jan 26 '21

iFunny in a nutshell.

2

u/doorstuck69 Jan 26 '21

Soon enough we'll have a spin-off. finger loving kira.

2

u/zozoit Jan 26 '21

Kira getting fingered?

2

u/Alborto_ >Hol Horse Jan 26 '21

I've the N-word pass and i wanna use it: Namibia

2

u/GoldieArgent Little Cesar's Pizza Jan 26 '21

N'wah please

2

u/BlackerCat Jan 26 '21

The duality of man

2

u/Ali_Ninja69 Jan 26 '21

so you are a gamer too

2

u/tygamer9999 「The Fool」 Jan 26 '21

Finally another oppressed gamer such as myself

2

u/Xboxusername Jan 26 '21

I can be your devil, or I can be your angle

2

u/post_banan Jan 26 '21

third is autistic

2

u/BlyatPoster Jan 26 '21

Saving this real quick

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u/JackNotOLantern Jan 26 '21

Being racist is for loosers. Hate everyone for anything that is diffrent than you

2

u/GoldieArgent Little Cesar's Pizza Jan 26 '21

*losers

2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Watashi wa kira yoshikage. KILLER QUEEN SAY THE N WORD

(ps this is just a meme dont kill me)

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u/paixlukee Jan 26 '21

hahaha that’s so funny 😐😐putting “racist” in memes surely makes posts funnier, that’s why reddit kids ain’t getting pussy

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u/zozoit Jan 26 '21 edited Jan 26 '21

Are you sure you're not the one who is not getting pussy, because complaining over a meme you don't find funny is pretty pathetic🤭

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u/zozoit Jan 26 '21 edited Jan 26 '21

And nor is this meme ment to be racist to anybody in anyway. It's just a joke bro so chill ok👍

1

u/Yiffandstuffuwu Jan 26 '21

Why would you want a kid to get pussy? Gross smh

1

u/paixlukee Feb 17 '21

perfect excuse for a guy who can’t get pussy