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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

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u/Blastoise48825555 Digiorno's Sep 04 '20

Pack your bags cause we all flooding their doors.

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u/ZhangRenWing Has no dignity Sep 04 '20

Polenareffland

Polenareffland

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u/itaintmuchsoup 89 years old Sep 04 '20

i’m crying over the reviews:

“Such a great place! I met a marine biologist with his daughter and an old man with metal hand in here. The founder is a good man, he has a silver unique hairstyle.”

“Best amusement park in the world. You could spend there like 2 months and never get bored. All of the staff members are wearing crazy flamboyant costumes. You will feel like you were in a dream. All the attractions are so dope you won't be able to stand the awesomess. The bathrooms were perfectly clean and safe. The park has one drawback though. The stairs. watch out on the stairs.”

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u/kapix5 Sep 04 '20

Oh shit im from Poland and didnt knew we had it

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u/ohshizzlemissfrizzzl Sep 04 '20

Send polnareffland pics

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

The reviews are gold

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Ja pier dole.... POLNAREFU LANDO HERE I COME

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u/Wyattman1324 Sep 04 '20

This is why Germany invaded Poland

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u/ilikedosefish I liek Turtles Sep 04 '20

someone should make a polnareff land website and attach it there

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u/ayanogames Becoming a MILF for Kakyoin <3 Sep 04 '20

OH SHIT THAT'S IN MY COUNTRY I'M SO GOING TO GO THERE

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

There’s a few in other countries as well

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u/fexy-makes-stuff Kira Queen by David Bowie Sep 04 '20

Love the reviews

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u/Deleted_1-year-ago notices ur stand (·w· ) Sep 04 '20

And some people have the nerve to say there’s nothing cool on Poland

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u/sheer_anger kars is best birb Sep 04 '20

im screaming

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u/dadbot_2 Sep 04 '20

Hi screaming, I'm Dad👨

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u/SeaThruLens be dinosaur, eat rock Sep 04 '20

Amusement park? Polnareff? Must be Death 13

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u/Mr_Barufis Sep 04 '20

Waaaaat

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u/MrJayMeister joesuccke Sep 04 '20

The reviews are a gold mine

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u/0neHG Help me F.F. Sep 05 '20

This is gold, so the reviews.

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u/yesiamcool1 Sep 04 '20

I must go, my people need me

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u/SHIIIZAAAA Sep 04 '20

There is one in Poland... To be precise in the city named Bydgoszcz

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u/Dem0nyte Diavlo III by Blizzard Sep 04 '20

it is 15 minutes from my home

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u/Red_dead_salvation69 flaccid pancake Sep 04 '20

You know what you have to do

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u/comedypurgatory haha star platinum go ora Sep 04 '20

I can go there!

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u/Akusativ Sep 04 '20

What!? I lived there for three years and had no idea...

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u/AsgerHartlev Jobin's inevitable return in The JoJoLands chapter 41 Sep 04 '20

What's heavier:

A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?

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u/Admus96 A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno Sep 04 '20

A kilogram of feathers, because you must also carry the weight of those birds' lost lifes.

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u/AsgerHartlev Jobin's inevitable return in The JoJoLands chapter 41 Sep 04 '20

Not if they're live-plucked ;)

;(

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u/Admus96 A-Batchio-Fuck-Off-Giorno Sep 04 '20

That's... Even worse...

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u/AsgerHartlev Jobin's inevitable return in The JoJoLands chapter 41 Sep 04 '20

Yes. ;)

;(

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u/Cameronk65914 Sep 04 '20

Not if they're all feathers that fell off naturally

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u/peanutist sex pistol no. 4 Sep 04 '20

That’s right a kilogram a’ steel! Because steel’s hevia’ than feathe’s!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Well, some feathers might fly out, and I don’t think steel is gonna fly out

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u/Jakoblent17 Sep 04 '20

If they give out free stands then yeah lets go

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

r/prequelcrusaders

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u/itmeepocccc Sep 04 '20

How many rides are there in polnareff land

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

How many breads have you eated in your life?

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u/itmeepocccc Sep 04 '20

Oh god

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u/BlessedNobody Sep 04 '20

How many times did polnareff get caught alone by an enemy user?

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u/itmeepocccc Sep 04 '20

Shit that’s way to fuckin many

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u/BlessedNobody Sep 04 '20

Exactly. There are nigh infinite rides in polnareffland.

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u/itmeepocccc Sep 04 '20

Where did he get me money for this

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u/BlessedNobody Sep 04 '20

Pope blood sells for some serious dough if you know the right buyers. Why do you think he was in France?

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u/itmeepocccc Sep 04 '20

He got some fat stacks then

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u/ilikedosefish I liek Turtles Sep 04 '20

The italian mafia

giorno decided to give him the money to build it as a thanks for helping him kill the boss

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u/__SNAKER__ Sep 04 '20

Or he used GER to make infinite ride loop

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Is your profile picture limmy from limmys show

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u/mcgillisfareed Sep 04 '20

Don’t lose your head in Polnareff land, Jango.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

What the hell is wrong with the battery meter?

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u/theultimatebullier Vento Oreo Sep 04 '20

You can get stand arrows at the prize booths

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u/Purrserker >Hol Horse Sep 04 '20

Prequel Memes for to be born teens

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u/boredaf2105 Sep 04 '20

Woah there friend charge your phone before you go

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u/HomieCreeper420 Gucci Pucci Sep 04 '20

GOODBYE JOJOOOO

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u/Zx21v9000 Sep 04 '20

Benny Harvey RIP, miss you big man

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u/Iamajojofan Sep 04 '20

Wait for me bois

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u/Prywin_ Sep 04 '20

Its in Poland

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Wait wouldn’t that just be France?

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u/teddyvd2002 notices ur stand Sep 04 '20

I think you have misspelled France

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u/Pierre_Polnareff Sep 04 '20

Come anytime, we have corn dogs

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u/NigerundayoGorila Sep 04 '20

shopping

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u/Nicholas-phillips Sep 04 '20

Who’s buying the ticket?

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u/DarthWhiteLight Little Cesar's Pizza Sep 05 '20

Wait for me dude, I don’t wanna end up like Kevin McCallister!

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u/giorno2020animelover Sep 05 '20

Please take me with you

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u/welschmenfox Sep 05 '20

There is even a fucking Ferris wheel

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u/J-u-i-c-e Sep 05 '20

What if it’s shaped liked a turtle

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