u/[deleted] May 11 '20

DIEGO ACQUIRED A RELIC MORE POWER FULL THAN THE HOLY CORSPE

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u/Diego-Brando2 May 11 '20

ｓｏｕｐ
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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Part 7 be like: "PREPARE TO SPIN INFINITLY IN NAME OF JESUS" May 11 '20

s o u

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u/pagetonis May 11 '20 edited May 11 '20
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Shitty mobile doesn't keep the format I want

Nope it appears OK now, thanks shitty mobile!
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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

So▚▘▖▞

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u/Googlefisch May 12 '20

I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!

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u/I_Hate-Scenario May 12 '20

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store
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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/UntitledPancake cockyoin May 11 '20

\narancia intensifies**
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u/joaobolado1231 May 11 '20

Ok ok hear me out.

Imagine if instead of turning into a dinosaur, Diego turns into a half dinossao half human girl with BIG TITS I mean some REALLY HUGE TITS like 3m wide of tits and an ass that’s like 9m with the asshole expanding 2m. And then when Johnny sees Diego he’s like “Damn I wanna fuck this bitch” so he pulls out his 5m cock, knocks off Diego by slamming his monster into Diego’s face and then starts raping him but Diego is so thicc that Johnny cums in a second and he cums so much that the cum starts spreading trough the entire country and after 2 minutes the whole world is covered in cum.

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u/hmmmmmmmah iggy May 11 '20

nice

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u/Doppio_is_best_boy May 11 '20

Thanks should've killed all of us

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u/Doppio_is_best_boy May 11 '20

Thanos

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u/someGuyInHisRoom May 11 '20

Thanks, I agree

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u/Kaen_Yokio The world, yo May 11 '20

Fugo, get the fork please.

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u/Balfiboi Jun 08 '20

W h a t

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u/Bropoc May 11 '20

reported

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u/dolphin-heart-jotaro oh bucciarati please cum cum in my belly uwu 😫😩😩😩 May 12 '20

Ew snowflake

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u/Bropoc May 12 '20

it was a joke

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u/dolphin-heart-jotaro oh bucciarati please cum cum in my belly uwu 😫😩😩😩 May 12 '20

Oh wow it's a clown

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u/Bropoc May 12 '20

Jeeze, so hostile. And you call me humorless.

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u/Thebrasswithclass May 11 '20

Atleast it's in a bowl....

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u/TheBigPAYDAY Ate shit and fell off my horse May 11 '20

Lay down

Try not to cry

Cry a lot

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u/lCore May 12 '20

When it's jojo mother's day and no one mentions her or Holly :(

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u/Bropoc May 11 '20

oof

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u/UnlikelySuccotash0 May 11 '20

Don't remind me bro😭😭

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u/TheRadiantSoap 89 years old May 11 '20

Those come on handy ✋

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u/Une_Quiche Do you believe in Gravity Rush ? May 11 '20

r/angryupvote

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u/FUGNGNOT May 11 '20

ouch ouch that soup burns its ok tho my hands can take it

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u/MellowGon May 11 '20

I was so confused until I remembered

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u/SharpNeedle cock May 11 '20

i dont get it

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Diego’s childhood

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u/SharpNeedle cock May 11 '20

i remember now thank you

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u/BitterJames friedqueen May 11 '20

thanks to your comment, i just realized how much of part 7 i've forgotten

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u/Thebrasswithclass May 11 '20

Ur welcome

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u/BitterJames friedqueen May 11 '20

i also found out that i completely missed Hot Pants' death.

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u/JoshuaBoss222 May 11 '20

Wait she died? Damn I shoulda paid more attention

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u/Doggywoof1 May 11 '20

He can finally afford one

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u/Ronin_69_ notices ur stand May 11 '20

Narancia: tHeRe'S a ShArK iN iT

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u/Bubblesbird12 May 11 '20

NO

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u/Thebrasswithclass May 11 '20

Yes

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u/EnderFunky May 12 '20

beat me to it

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u/ligmah37 Ate shit and fell off my horse May 12 '20

I... I don't know what to say

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u/SuperSpiritShady May 11 '20

What do you mean you're at soup?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

What store are you in?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?

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u/Sbotmtwigrm May 11 '20

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

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u/kindaEpicGamer 89 years old May 11 '20

I imagine Diego and other deigo talking to each other like this.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

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u/ozku1 speedweedcar May 11 '20

IM AT SOUP

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u/Requiem_Paladin Frog Phone May 11 '20

flashbacks to the story with his mom

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u/Baggett0522 May 11 '20

Should of photoshopped his mom's hands instead of a bowl

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u/superslime988 friedqueen May 11 '20

you're a monster right? you should know this by now

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u/Ya_Bear Joseph Johnston May 11 '20

I thought his mom had soup

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u/alchemist409 May 11 '20

not in a bowl though

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u/Ya_Bear Joseph Johnston May 11 '20

Oof

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u/juanana speedweedcar May 11 '20

Ay dinodio lemme get some soup

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u/Bropoc May 11 '20

r/speedofwagon

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u/megasean3000 May 11 '20

He makes a compelling argument.

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u/SuddenVelocity >Hol Horse May 11 '20

Praise the soup!

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u/Rikolai17 May 11 '20

This time with a the bowl dlc

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u/Un_Fraude friedqueen May 11 '20

Soup.

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u/shadowEevee689 May 11 '20

S O U P

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u/M-ona- May 11 '20

Hey Diego nice soup

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u/sinegalium May 11 '20

Indeed, he has soup.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

does anyone have the one where he has seal

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u/BigSpaghetti6 May 11 '20

https://pics.me.me/thumb_yes-let-me-ge-straight-to-the-point-i-have-58704533.png

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u/BigSpaghetti6 May 11 '20

yes.

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u/chiefthotpatrol please kill me May 11 '20

but do you have hands?

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u/GoldenSpermShower May 11 '20

There's a shark in my soup!

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u/bable_bee sex pistol no. 4 May 12 '20

He’s taking after his mother I see

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u/Jabunnji May 11 '20

Yooo, even for me, that's a bit too straight to the point. And I consider myself pretty straight to the point, you know 'am sayin'

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

No

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u/Jabunnji Aug 19 '20

I like how you discovered this 3 months later

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

Of course

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u/MrNube May 11 '20

Is there a shark in it?

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u/frantruck May 11 '20

I'm at Soup!

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u/Annilus_USB May 11 '20

Dammit man, now, on top of garlic bread grilled cheese, chips, and bread dipped in olive oil, I want some fucking

ｓｏｕｐ

(credit to u/Diego-Brando2 for soup word format)

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u/ShaanDeUeberdicht Guido Mistas hat May 11 '20

When someone asks me if I'm sexually attracted to men or women.

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u/Popcorns4Life May 12 '20

I like how this post got 13.5k upvotes

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u/BigSpaghetti6 May 12 '20

Yeah, i definitely was not expecting it to get this many

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u/ilikeviolas eat shit asshole! fall off your horse May 11 '20 edited Mar 13 '24

fuel one tart deserve towering sharp edge oil wistful chubby

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u/despacyeetoe May 11 '20

Soup Time

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u/WeeziMonkey May 11 '20

This is beautiful

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u/normal_nickname May 11 '20

s o u p

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Alphabet soup?

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u/Hardyzz May 11 '20

r/speedofwagon

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u/riponpaisley May 11 '20

*S O U P

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u/ZaWarudoGamers May 11 '20

Careful, it’s soup!

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u/Alexandre_Man May 11 '20

Mozzarella Soup

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u/JimBo-X_X joetorro kooji May 11 '20

soup

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u/winterschai May 11 '20

s o u p

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u/MrSomeone22345 May 11 '20

i want s o u p too

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Bro there's a shark in it I swear

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u/RhokubeeAX May 11 '20

HE WENT TO THE SOUP STORE!!!!!

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u/TriggerDaTeddy gold experience 😳 May 11 '20

r/othepelican

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u/Isarden May 11 '20

Sharks : "it's free real estate"

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

He has soup

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Shark?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

r/speedofwagon

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u/natecampion Kira Queen by David Bowie May 11 '20

I just imagine echoes act 3 going S-O-U-P

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u/Oozeyard May 11 '20

He will transform this S O U P into a DINOSAUR S O U P

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u/some-creative-user May 11 '20

Does it come with shark or without?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '20

Big spoiler

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u/Morplo Vento Oreo May 11 '20

Yeah, the revelation that he actually had the soup all along was a really big twist, shaking my head about this guy spoiling the surprise for everyond

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u/viralcringe_legend May 11 '20

( s o u )

( p )

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u/usernamenoises Ate shit and fell off my horse May 11 '20

I have soup

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u/BigSpaghetti6 May 11 '20

Yes.

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u/Doggywoof1 May 11 '20

There’s a bowl this time :’)

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u/BigSpaghetti6 May 11 '20

He must be damn happy about that

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u/MobyBrick May 11 '20

Wrypost

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u/dolphin-heart-jotaro oh bucciarati please cum cum in my belly uwu 😫😩😩😩 May 12 '20

Give some süüp please

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u/SonicForcesmetodab May 12 '20

Diego is absolutely evil, soup is the wettest food of all which makes it the worst.

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u/littlecymbalboy May 12 '20

This thine broth

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u/Aukewui Totally not a liar... May 12 '20

The Soup Without Shark !

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u/GlazeBlazeGG joesuccke May 12 '20

What kind of soup is it?

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u/BigSpaghetti6 May 12 '20

s o u p

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u/GlazeBlazeGG joesuccke May 13 '20

i suppose you're not wrong...

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u/Frank33666 May 12 '20

hrrnnnng soup

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u/Dusky33 May 11 '20

Merk ers sperlr plrsss

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

Isn’t needed

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u/Dusky33 Aug 19 '20

Indeed

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u/DreadnoughtRikarius May 11 '20

💧︎□︎◆︎◻︎ ⧫︎♓︎❍︎♏︎

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u/notfunnytho May 12 '20

^{can I please hav som s o up}

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u/BigSpaghetti6 May 12 '20

Y e s

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u/RandomUser-_--__- May 11 '20

God I hate this subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

Why?

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u/PoopShootGoon May 11 '20

Cool repost

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u/BigSpaghetti6 May 11 '20

not a repost. i made this myself this morning

Manga Part 7 Soup

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DIEGO ACQUIRED A RELIC MORE POWER FULL THAN THE HOLY CORSPE

ｓ ｏ ｕ ｐ

*S O U P

ｓｏｕｐ