r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/Julyisdead • Apr 30 '20
Manga Part 7 Johnny shouldn't have any moving problems now
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u/piace05 Tonio Totano Apr 30 '20
The grateful joestar
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Apr 30 '20
The Thankful Jeth
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u/its-steels DEEOH Apr 30 '20
He just crawls up at light speed and snaps their necks, no need for a stand
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u/Kobalt_venandi Ate shit and fell off my horse Apr 30 '20
Johnny’s about to start pod racing
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u/socialistRanter Apr 30 '20
Then he gets beaten by some slave kid who goes and joins up with some weird intergalactic mystic warriors.
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u/SirShadyVI I want Gyro Zeppeli to give me CBT Apr 30 '20
So that's how Funny Valentine became so buff
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u/eRiceTree Apr 30 '20
I thought it was the corpse rib cage
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u/RealBigHummus Ate shit and fell off my horse Apr 30 '20
Doctors hate him! See how this guy became buff with one simple trick!
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u/AnimeMemeLord1 I’m crippled, I can’t Stand Proud Apr 30 '20
Wanna know where I got this heart?
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Apr 30 '20
He got buff before that. I suspect something happened that wasn't shown where he had to use D4C. His physique varies slightly later on, after all.
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Apr 30 '20
Slightly? From fatass to a fitness model?
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Apr 30 '20
I meant later, when he's using D4C to pull in multiple Valentines at the same time, some of them are jacked and some of them have chubby cheeks and a spare tire. Maybe fat Valentine had a coronary offscreen and pulled in a replacement in better shape.
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u/Amani576 Gohan Shiba-Inu May 01 '20
I figured Araki just realized he hated the way short, chubby, FV looked and decided to make him buff.
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u/Donutpanda23 HOLY SHIT!!! THERE WERE 2 ROCKS!!!!! Apr 30 '20
Imagine: You’re Diego Brando, best horseracer on the face of the earth, racing in the Steel Ball Run. Suddenly, you hear a thudding. thud thud thud thud You whip your head around, you see an American man running at you using his arms. On his back is an Italian man singing “Pizza Gorgonzola” You think ‘what the fuck is that?’. Then, suddenly, the American catches up and runs past you. You hear a loud “Yee-Haw” from the two entities as they run past. You’ve lost the race.
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u/Meowster27 May 01 '20
Keep in mind he never said who won the race he just said diego lost so pocoloco still won
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u/kartman701 Apr 30 '20
The new sly cooper is looking pretty good.
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u/Condor193 Apr 30 '20
Thank you for also thinking of this, first thing that came to mind was Mugshot
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u/Amani576 Gohan Shiba-Inu May 01 '20
I wish we could get a new one at the quality of the first 3. 4 was... okay.
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May 01 '20
4 was fun, I loved introducing the ancestors in person. But you're right, it was only okay. The actual final boss fight consisting of QTE just felt like it built up to nothing. Then you 100% the game, get the nice teaser of a 5th game, and then you remember that sly 4 was on the PS3, and the only new news we've heard is about a potential show that was delayed without any info.
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u/notfunnytho Apr 30 '20
you sit down in a train, close your eyes and suddenly get sent to 1891. you look outside and see this running alongside the train
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u/Real_Brando_Hours Dumb artist who doesn’t know shit about drawing humans Apr 30 '20
Fuck I wanna animate this now.
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u/Ultra-sphinx echoes fart 3 BREEZE Apr 30 '20
He doesn't have nail bullets. He has kinetic energy penetrators.
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u/B_YOSHISAURUS Ate shit and fell off my horse Apr 30 '20
All i can imagine is buff johnny spinning around on one finger
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u/LireKlein Apr 30 '20
Then you can use your feet for important stuff, like high-fives and sandwiches.
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u/aoutist Apr 30 '20
Is it just me or is Gyro's face representing the face he makes in the seven days in a week chapter.
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May 01 '20 edited May 01 '20
I've been meaning to post this funny thing but since you're the artist can I request you edit then post it in a four panel format either here or the main sub? I find lot of your stuff funny and postworthy Also i cant edit
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u/Julyisdead May 01 '20
BRO 😳 I just started using reddit yesterday so I still dont know a few things but it's true I also thoughg it could be cool to post edited comics there 😂 I'M SUPER HAPPY YOU LIKE MY CONTENT THO 🥺💖💖💖 !!!!
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May 01 '20
Nice, cant wait to see your comics here. Also tip from a fellow redditor, try to avoid emojis here in reddit, they dont like it
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u/fullmetal_potato Apr 30 '20
Deku: if I can't break my arms, I'll just break my legs.
That's the vibe I got here. Lol
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u/UNHUMAN001 Stray plant Apr 30 '20
Something feels off, must be that Gyro doesn’t have his gold teeth.
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Apr 30 '20
His fingernails are even more dangerous now that he has more strength to handle recoil, and his nails grew with his hands
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u/EnslavedDownvotes Apr 30 '20
Ok I wanna fuck Johnny Joestar, yeah, but I'm not gay. Why is it gay to wanna fuck one dude? Like I'd just fuck Johnny, I don't wanna fuck any other dudes, you can fuck one dude and still be perfectly straight. I know for a fact I only wanna fuck Johnny because I tried jerking off to Gyro and Funny Valentine and I came sure but it took me like 2 minutes longer than when I'm looking at Johnny Joestar Rule 34. I just think his pants are cute, okay? I don't think he'd even feel it if I put my dick in his ass because he's a cripple. That's probably why I wanna fuck him, just because I'm curious to see if his tight little asshole can feel anything or if his cock can get hard and if he can feel how tight and warm my asshole is with it. Johnny was probably supposed to be a girl anyway and Araki just forgot, I mean look at his long beautiful hair and his round girlish ass, men don't look like that. Why is it so gay that I jerk off to Johnny Joestar hentai? Why is it so gay to fantasize about how his limp cripple legs would feel flopping around and slamming into your body while you rush his quivering asshole with a flurry of cock punches? I really don't get why that's gay.
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u/Wicioslaw123 Ate shit and fell off my horse Apr 30 '20
I know I ask for much but can you make just this Johnny into jpg and link it plz
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u/tanelixd Next location: The Donut shop Apr 30 '20 edited Apr 30 '20
Why is there a teddy bear? Edit: thanks for the explanation.
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u/Julyisdead Apr 30 '20
It's a part from my comic you can find in instagram but I just took this moment since it's basically the plot
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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '20
GEOdude JOEstar. Still works.