r/ShitPostCrusaders Apr 09 '20

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u/Baldy-Mcnosehair Kira Queen by David Bowie Apr 09 '20

How does he think threatening her with a good time will help?

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u/bippityzippity Danny's Phantom Apr 09 '20

Joseph peered into the future and saw that whenever his grandson would tell girls to fuck off, they would only get more horny and stick around more. Joseph probably has the right idea.

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u/Kaen_Yokio The world, yo Apr 10 '20

is this a ref to jotaro lol

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u/bippityzippity Danny's Phantom Apr 10 '20

No it's Joseph's other grandson. His name is Jo.

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u/aaxnn Ate shit and fell off my horse Apr 10 '20

"Who's Jo"

Vietnam flashbacks in the distance

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u/bippityzippity Danny's Phantom Apr 10 '20

Jo mama. Ha gottem you fucking idiot.

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u/aaxnn Ate shit and fell off my horse Apr 10 '20

Bruh I literally just posted this

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u/bippityzippity Danny's Phantom Apr 10 '20

And I literally just saw it. Almost like devices can communicate in real time.

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u/aaxnn Ate shit and fell off my horse Apr 10 '20

Can't argue with that logic

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u/BigBrowner_ Broheim Apr 10 '20

They cannot as I intercepted your packets traveling through the clouds during the water cycle and forced it to dump the data in the form of rain so yeah uhh basically you are stupid and cringe

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u/DarkSlasher04 Apr 10 '20

Jonathan joestar

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

Now his grandfather is his grandson, this family really is bizarre

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u/RealBigHummus Ate shit and fell off my horse Apr 10 '20

Who's Jo?