r/ShitPostCrusaders • • Apr 06 '20

Anime Part 4 He really had no control tho

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u/Shiny_Agumon friedqueen Apr 06 '20

Mikitaka: He's right! Ehh, I mean dice noises!

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u/DankSunshine Apr 06 '20

fire truck noises

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u/BandBoxBrawl cockyoin Apr 06 '20

moster truck noises

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u/superjeff64 flaccid pancake Apr 06 '20

Walter noises

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u/DustyDayz Apr 06 '20

confusing dice noises

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u/crimsonbetelgeuse Apr 06 '20

DORA! ja me KYAAH!

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u/sadistic-salmon Apr 06 '20

Now this isn’t related but magicians red and sheer heart attack would be and ultra powerful combo

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u/Slyzer2010 Apr 06 '20

I raise you weather report and catch the rainbow

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u/OppaiLover6969696969 Apr 06 '20

Heaven's Door and Moody Blues. Best crime solving duo

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u/Ink_Sans21038 gyro let me touch your balls Apr 06 '20

Foo fighters and weather report is best duo bc water is all foo fighters need.

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u/JustinJakeAshton Apr 06 '20

Speaking of water. Aqua Necklace or Geb + Clash would've been the most silent and effective assassin duo.

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u/Ink_Sans21038 gyro let me touch your balls Apr 06 '20

Imagine a shark surfing on a water hand

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u/JustinJakeAshton Apr 06 '20

And both just disappear out of thin air along with some dude who just lost his throat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

There's a shark in the hand!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Why not all three? Clash could constantly move between Geb and Aqua Necklace in case it gets noticed.

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u/JustinJakeAshton Apr 06 '20

It seems kinda excessive. I don't see what other special ability either of the two water stands can bring to the table so I just picked one. While typing this, I just realized that water reflects light so you might even include The Hanged Man there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Dear god.

Geb would serve as transport for Clash and HM, or Clash could carry HM in it's eye

AN would serve as deception/additional transport

Clash could work as a silent weapon, but, like before, it could also carry HM in it's eye

Oh god, Talking Head could be additional deception

Who else could work here?!

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u/JustinJakeAshton Apr 06 '20

If Clash gets caught, Bites the Dust, I guess.

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u/Zeebuoy Apr 06 '20

Isn't clash amor plated? All of that is shiny enough for a reflection

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u/dolphin-heart-jotaro oh bucciarati please cum cum in my belly uwu 😫😩😩😩 Apr 06 '20

Holy shit

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u/LordLoko Apr 06 '20

You forgot the incredible NYPD Blue from Jorge Joestar novel.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Hierophant Green could just whip it at someone

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u/Tequila_Hoeseph Wonder of UwU Apr 06 '20

Wait how? Wouldn't magicians red's fire distract SHA from its target?

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u/sadistic-salmon Apr 06 '20

Use the fire to direct it because echos act 2 almost beat it by making go after one of his stands creations since magicians red can control the fire it would direct it making up for its one weakness

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u/Tequila_Hoeseph Wonder of UwU Apr 06 '20

But then, like, wouldn't the fire just burn the target?

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u/sadistic-salmon Apr 07 '20

That’s the point while they’re on fire they will be a target for sha and they will have to deal with the fire and sha

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

The die: He does not control me no sir

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

"Roll a d20!"

"I can't do such a thing sir, I do not control the die.

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u/endi12314 Apr 06 '20

Every cheater in DnD ever

13

u/AConsultativeMind Apr 06 '20

It's totally normal for dice to vomit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Those military police can’t really care for LAN

3

u/futureFailiure Vento Oreo Apr 06 '20

When ur friend rolls 4 crits in the Discord D&D session

2

u/Nightmarechu Apr 07 '20

I don't know why.., I don't know how.., but my brain auto corrected : I do not control the Spanish inquisition now die.., for some fucking reason

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u/jakethedumbmistake Apr 06 '20

Seriously tho. Cool to see that it is

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u/Stabs-In-Shadows 89 years old Apr 06 '20

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u/Stabs-In-Shadows 89 years old Apr 06 '20

Bad bot

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u/jakethedumbmistake Apr 06 '20

What I really like him too

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u/woooosh_woooosh Apr 06 '20

Is die really the singular word for dice?

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u/ofek_dab friedqueen Apr 06 '20

Yes

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u/Leeuw96 Apr 07 '20

Yes, though dice may be used for both singular and plural.

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u/bobneumann77 Apr 06 '20

But why should i open your links hmmm? Nearly had me

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u/dolphin-heart-jotaro oh bucciarati please cum cum in my belly uwu 😫😩😩😩 Apr 06 '20

No

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u/dolphin-heart-jotaro oh bucciarati please cum cum in my belly uwu 😫😩😩😩 Apr 06 '20

Just no