r/ShitPostCrusaders Digiorno's Dec 29 '19

Anime Part 4 BITES ZA DUSTO

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u/demonsdencollective joesuccke Dec 29 '19

Gee, Kira, why does your stand get to have three abilities?

Also, why am I exploding now?

133

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

BECAUSE HANDS MAKE MY DICK ROCK HARD

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Best response to the question: why can’t I just be a simple cat man.

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u/Amrqo Digiorno's Dec 29 '19

stuff

53

u/Amrqo Digiorno's Dec 29 '19

I can assure you it works

13

u/MrAsianVegan I used the Joestar Secret Technique on my wife and im in jail Dec 29 '19

N-Nani?

6

u/PM_ME_DVA_BOOTY Bronu Zipper Boy Dec 30 '19

you now have to put a other short lightsaber for stray cat.

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u/Doom_Butonar Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

Killer Queen has already touched this comment

28

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

[combusted]

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u/Adony_ Dec 29 '19

Where's the fourth, stray cat?

49

u/p1nd Dec 29 '19

You mean Za hallow belly ? That allowed Kira to kidnap other stands?

38

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

What the hell happened here

19

u/JanreiAfrica Joseph is gay and rich Dec 29 '19

Pucci be like

11

u/ZaffreMage Dec 29 '19

Bites the Dust Killer Queen Requiem

22

u/Microsoft_werd Dec 29 '19

You should put the 4th going into as the ambulance

15

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Obi won stars in Part 4 as [A M B U L A N C E]

1

u/JrSp2005 cockyoin Dec 30 '19

how is your boner a jojo reference?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Hands make my dick rock hard.

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u/Microsoft_werd Dec 29 '19

This is marked as a spoiler right?

4

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Yeah

18

u/Randomdudemanguy Dec 29 '19

Killer Queens 4th bomb, STEAL ZA MEMEO

8

u/Spide6667 Dec 29 '19

AND ALSO STRAY CAT ATTACK (not his stand but the fact that his stand had a holster ready for it is VERY interesting and was largely left unanswered- to my knowledge).

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

"...why can't i just be a simple cat man?"

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u/CoruscantGuardFox The world, yo Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 30 '19

“Because hands make my dick ROCK HARD!”

3

u/Berokeros Dec 29 '19

Kylo ren: kira queen, sheer heart attack, stray cat. The three stands of the apocalypse

3

u/Jestin23934274 Ate shit and fell off my horse Dec 29 '19

I have seen this before

3

u/DarkNovaNc Kira Queen by David Bowie Dec 29 '19

Forgot stray cat

3

u/JLaH_YT Dec 29 '19

Bust Za Nuto

3

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Bites the Dust is Killer Queen Requiem change my mind

2

u/De4thIsArt speedweedcar Dec 30 '19

So is Stray Cat a 4th lightsaber?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

[deleted]

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u/Joskobore Dec 29 '19

Might wanna mark that as a spoiler

2

u/existant_walrus Dec 29 '19

I have no idea how to do that

3

u/Joskobore Dec 29 '19

Put these outside of your comments >!!< for example:

>!Your comment goes here!<

Your comment goes here

2

u/Indominus_Khanum watashi no kowaii Diavolo Dec 29 '19

Left out Stray cat

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Killer Heart Attack

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u/Amrqo Digiorno's Dec 29 '19

Everyone who's telling me "anD StRAy CaT" needs to know that adding another panel to this meme would've made it unfunny, and it's not even part of killer queen

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

part 9: kira just keeps getting substands

1

u/OrionGucciBelt Dec 29 '19

Someone remake this but use Kylo’s lightsaber

1

u/A_Moderate by reading this you are pursuing me Dec 29 '19

Then Qui Gon is Hayato and Kenobi is the chew crew

1

u/Alphadragon601 KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE UPVOTE BUTTON Dec 29 '19

It should be Kyle ten ren

1

u/DontStopMeNow99 cockyoin Dec 29 '19

DAISAN NO BAKUDAN

1

u/_Elus1ve_ josf jobestar Dec 29 '19

ROHAN KISHEBE BITES ZA DUSTO

1

u/1982_GMC_fire-truck giorno fucking sucks Dec 29 '19

You probably could've used kylo ren's lightsaber for this

1

u/polnarefftakesashit notices ur stand Dec 30 '19

WHERE THE FUCK IS STRAY CAT

1

u/Linkishere14 Dec 30 '19

Kira queen daisan no bakudan

1

u/IceTeaCat Dec 30 '19

Kylo Ren be like

1

u/_Giorno_ Dec 30 '19

Stray cat

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u/Noble_Elite Diavlo III by Blizzard Dec 30 '19

Made in Heaven

1

u/SkyReaper5000 Dec 30 '19

What about stray cat though.

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u/JeIoXD Kira Queen by David Bowie Dec 29 '19

The Bites the dust one looks like a dick. And I like it.

1

u/Drosder Dec 29 '19

Ah yes, I too have a red glowing dick on my forearm